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# Bum licky slug stalk
Sweet sugar dumplin'

CF(s)B and all that jazz.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)
# RIDDLE ME THIS, DIMRILL:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkish_Republic_of_Northern_Cyprus
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:07, archived)
# *sniggers*
Drought *sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:09, archived)
# DIMRILL, HERE IS YOUR NEXT RIDDLE:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo-Soyuz_Test_Project
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:10, archived)
# *guffaws*
Poccnr Mockba
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:11, archived)
# CAN YOU SEE THE RUNNING THEME BETWEEN MY RIDDLES?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuanku_Al-Mutassimu_Billahi_Muhibbudin_Sultan_Abdul_Halim_Al-Muadzam_Shah_ibni_Almarhum_Sultan_Badlishah
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Indeed!
Snoopy=110-Jesus. Now I'm a believer.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)
# YOU ARE CAUGHT IN MY WEB OF RIDDLES. CAN YOU EVER ESCAPE?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockefeller_Commission
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:17, archived)
# *looks demurely at floor while circling toe in dirt*
No.
*Sighs and looks at sky of riddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)
# MY PLAN IS ALMOST COMPLETE. RIDDLE ME THIS:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sikkim
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:21, archived)
# About Wikipedia-1
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:26, archived)
# I'M JUST WAITING ON MAGIC SHOES
GOT THREE WEE CHORDS AND I JUST CAN'T LOSE
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Best name ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:16, archived)
# I QUESTION YOUR SOURCES.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:13, archived)
# THIS IS MY BEST RIDDLE TO DATE:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_Red_Sox
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:14, archived)
# AIM FOR THE BUM
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Haha
*Takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:14, archived)
# THIS IS DEER CRIME
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:16, archived)
# doe!
see what you did there
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:17, archived)
# A moose-ing
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Hahaha, what the christ?
This is the among the most bizarre things I have seen this week.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:10, archived)
# oh my.
 
the things I miss when I'm not here.

AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:11, archived)
# RAPITINUI, YOU ARE MY NEW QUIZ SUBJECT. RIDDLE ME THIS:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sahrawi
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:13, archived)
# LIKE WEBSTER'S DICTIONARY, WE'RE MOROCCO-BOUND.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:16, archived)
# CAN YOU SOLVE MY IMPENETRABLE MIASMA OF RIDDLING?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Lagos
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:20, archived)
# RANDOM PAGE!
AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)
# WRONG. YOUR ONLY CHANCE OF REDEMPTION IS TO SOLVE THIS RIDDLE:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_Highlands
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:24, archived)
# THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)
# YOU TAKE THE HIGH ROAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)
# OK NOW I RETIRE UNDEFEATED AS THE GREATEST RIDDLER EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7950206
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:30, archived)
# OK NOW I NEED YOU TO TELL ME WHAT AN MLP IS SUPPOSED TO BE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Very old school term. Now could be said from the dawn of the internets.
Mindless Link Propagation.

edit: And what I did there, and here.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)
# I will have you know that there was a mind doing all of this.
One day this username will just be a chatbot here, but not yet.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Oh right.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:42, archived)
# I AM AN INTERNET SAVANT
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)
# To be honest, I was just kinda hoping that someone would point out that my riddles are in fact wikipedia articles from the 1975 page.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1975
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)
# AN INTERESTING MLP THEN, YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)
# YOU FUCKER, I WAS IN THE WOMB!
and therefore not really au fait with the events of the day.

and most of December I was in an incubator.
I DIDN'T EVEN GET A NEWSPAPER.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)
# I WAS YET TO BE FORMED INTO SPUNK.
THE OVA WOULD HAVE DEVELOPED BY THIS POINT, HOWEVER.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Oh
Slugs again!


This is great
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:13, archived)
# MY RIDDLES ARE DIABOLICAL:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purchase%2C_New_York
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)
# I do not understand your riddles
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:17, archived)
# HA HA HA! ANOTHER VICTIM OF GRONKPAN'S DIABOLICAL RIDDLING.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_absentia
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:18, archived)
# I DEMAND A DNA SAMPLE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:21, archived)
# FEW PEOPLE EVER ESCAPE THE RIDDLES OF GRONKPAN:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_Mayaguez
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)
# A person practicing archery is called an archer,
and one who is fond of or an expert at archery is sometimes called a sodomite.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:30, archived)
# ALSO: BULLSEYES AND RAINBOWS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:31, archived)
# IT'S A METAPHOR FOR DICKS IN MANBUTTS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:37, archived)
# That has improved my Sunday morning
by a factor of one hundred and eleventy.

W/Y/H
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Lickety lick
A salty slug!!!

That felt gay.
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)
# hahahaha
you big crazy, you.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:57, archived)
# You are strange...
but I do like you :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 12:23, archived)
# This
is incredibly fucking awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 12:58, archived)
#
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Jamie, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 13:48, archived)