Bum licky slug stalk
Sweet sugar dumplin'

CF(s)B and all that jazz.
( Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)

RIDDLE ME THIS, DIMRILL:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkish_Republic_of_Northern_Cyprus
( gronkpan, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:07, archived)

*sniggers*
Drought *sniggers*
( Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:09, archived)

DIMRILL, HERE IS YOUR NEXT RIDDLE:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo-Soyuz_Test_Project
( gronkpan, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:10, archived)

*guffaws*
Poccnr Mockba
( Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:11, archived)

CAN YOU SEE THE RUNNING THEME BETWEEN MY RIDDLES?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuanku_Al-Mutassimu_Billahi_Muhibbudin_Sultan_Abdul_Halim_Al-Muadzam_Shah_ibni_Almarhum_Sultan_Badlishah
( gronkpan, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:14, archived)

Indeed!
Snoopy=110-Jesus. Now I'm a believer.
( Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)

YOU ARE CAUGHT IN MY WEB OF RIDDLES. CAN YOU EVER ESCAPE?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockefeller_Commission
( gronkpan, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:17, archived)

*looks demurely at floor while circling toe in dirt*
No.
*Sighs and looks at sky of riddles*
( Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)

MY PLAN IS ALMOST COMPLETE. RIDDLE ME THIS:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sikkim
( gronkpan, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:21, archived)

About Wikipedia-1

( Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:26, archived)

I'M JUST WAITING ON MAGIC SHOES
GOT THREE WEE CHORDS AND I JUST CAN'T LOSE
 
( Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:20, archived)

Best name ever.

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:16, archived)

I QUESTION YOUR SOURCES.
 

 
( Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:13, archived)

THIS IS MY BEST RIDDLE TO DATE:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_Red_Sox
( gronkpan, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:14, archived)

AIM FOR THE BUM

( Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:17, archived)

Haha
*Takes notes*
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:14, archived)

THIS IS DEER CRIME

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:16, archived)

doe!
see what you did there
( Duncoffin is life., Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:17, archived)

deerie me

( Cockweasle, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:47, archived)

A moose-ing

( Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:40, archived)

haha lick its eye

( Cockweasle, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:09, archived)

Hahaha, what the christ?
This is the among the most bizarre things I have seen this week.
*click*
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:10, archived)

oh my.
 
the things I miss when I'm not here.

AWESOME
( Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:11, archived)

RAPITINUI, YOU ARE MY NEW QUIZ SUBJECT. RIDDLE ME THIS:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sahrawi
( gronkpan, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:13, archived)

LIKE WEBSTER'S DICTIONARY, WE'RE MOROCCO-BOUND.

( Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:16, archived)

CAN YOU SOLVE MY IMPENETRABLE MIASMA OF RIDDLING?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Lagos
( gronkpan, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:20, archived)

RANDOM PAGE!
AICMFP.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)

WRONG. YOUR ONLY CHANCE OF REDEMPTION IS TO SOLVE THIS RIDDLE:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_Highlands
( gronkpan, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:24, archived)

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

( Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)

YOU TAKE THE HIGH ROAD!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)

OK NOW I RETIRE UNDEFEATED AS THE GREATEST RIDDLER EVER.

( gronkpan, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7950206
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:30, archived)

OK NOW I NEED YOU TO TELL ME WHAT AN MLP IS SUPPOSED TO BE.

( gronkpan, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)

Very old school term. Now could be said from the dawn of the internets.
Mindless Link Propagation.

edit: And what I did there, and here.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)

I will have you know that there was a mind doing all of this.
One day this username will just be a chatbot here, but not yet.
( gronkpan, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)

Oh right.

( gronkpan, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:42, archived)

I AM AN INTERNET SAVANT
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
 
( Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)

To be honest, I was just kinda hoping that someone would point out that my riddles are in fact wikipedia articles from the 1975 page.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1975
( gronkpan, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)

AN INTERESTING MLP THEN, YES.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)

YOU FUCKER, I WAS IN THE WOMB!
and therefore not really au fait with the events of the day.

and most of December I was in an incubator.
I DIDN'T EVEN GET A NEWSPAPER.
( Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)

I WAS YET TO BE FORMED INTO SPUNK.
THE OVA WOULD HAVE DEVELOPED BY THIS POINT, HOWEVER.
( gronkpan, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:33, archived)

THIS IS SUNDAY

( Cockweasle, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)

Oh
Slugs again!


This is great
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:13, archived)

MY RIDDLES ARE DIABOLICAL:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purchase%2C_New_York
( gronkpan, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)

I do not understand your riddles

( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:17, archived)

HA HA HA! ANOTHER VICTIM OF GRONKPAN'S DIABOLICAL RIDDLING.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_absentia
( gronkpan, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:18, archived)

I DEMAND A DNA SAMPLE

( Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:21, archived)

FEW PEOPLE EVER ESCAPE THE RIDDLES OF GRONKPAN:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_Mayaguez
( gronkpan, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)

A person practicing archery is called an archer,
and one who is fond of or an expert at archery is sometimes called a sodomite.
 
( Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:30, archived)

ALSO: BULLSEYES AND RAINBOWS.

( gronkpan, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:31, archived)

IT'S A METAPHOR FOR DICKS IN MANBUTTS.

( gronkpan, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:37, archived)

That has improved my Sunday morning
by a factor of one hundred and eleventy.

W/Y/H
( Mod Edit, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:33, archived)

Lickety lick
A salty slug!!!

That felt gay.
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)

hahahaha
you big crazy, you.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 11:57, archived)

You are strange...
but I do like you :)
( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 12:23, archived)

This
is incredibly fucking awesome :D
( Hellzapoppin is feeling puntastic on, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 12:58, archived)

hahaha
(Mr Jamie is licking the flid of life, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 13:48, archived)