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# Hahahaha!
Hooray for Derek and Clive!

'If you were in a competition to find the World's biggest cunt, you'd come second.'

'Why second?'

'Because you're such a cunt.'
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Haha,
Notes down for later in the pub.
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Another good but less sweary one when people are drunk is:
"You're as thick as two short plonks."

"Planks!"

"You're welcome."
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:31, archived)
# haha
I don't think I could tell that to American people :(
(, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:26, archived)