ready to take over the world at some point

(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 20:39, archived)
We have a dragon sleeping underneath Arthur's Seat. Fortunately, there's no pylons up there.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 20:43, archived)
I'm starting to wonder when Arthur is coming back. Britain does need some crazy, dragon fighting leader, it would be much more useful than our current one...
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 21:13, archived)
The prophecy does say he'll return in our hour of greatest need...
I can envision a problem though. What if Glastonbury = Avalon and the festival is the first thing he sees?
It would make a crazy family comedy.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 21:32, archived)
you gonna change your name back? :D
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 20:47, archived)
but that's tiny compared to the size of the rat living under my shed.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 20:47, archived)