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[challenge entry] yarr, she blows!


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(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 18:55, archived)
# bUGEL mIT bUBBLEZ!
mE lIKe!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 18:59, archived)
# I read that as 'Beluga with Bugle'
Which would be awesome
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:00, archived)
# I've never tried it.
They do say it's rancid, until you 'acquire' the taste.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:03, archived)
# question b3tans


The person you have been dating, living with or married too for about a year lets you know that they are indeed bisexual and need to occasionally go out with someone of the same sex.

what do you do?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:17, archived)
# kill them and hide the body.
but no, erm...well to my mind if they are truely bisexual then thats no fucking different from cheating.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:19, archived)
# ^this
i don't think it makes a difference what sex the other person is. I'd ask if it were ok to occasionally see other women? it amounts to much of a muchness.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:21, archived)
# exactly !
every bisexual person i've met has never even bloody fucked someone of the same sex..and they always always end up in a hetro relationships.

no such thing as bi, it's just bloody greedy.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:23, archived)
# i had someone tell me that i was bi
this came up in conversation because I said, truthfully, that my first real sexual awakening was Johnny Rhys Meyers in Gomenghast. Now, apart from the odd man crush, I've never thought I was bi at all. My reckoning is that everyone's a little bit gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)
# ask if you can join in/ take photo's
but sex with someone else whilst in a relationship is still cheating in my book, even if it involves sexy lady love.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:19, archived)
# kill them and then join in and take photos !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:20, archived)
# nah,
i'd have to put kill them last
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:21, archived)
# There's a worrying trend developing in your replies...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:31, archived)
# it's a question posed here at the office, best answer wins a bottle of wine


edit: because I completely agree with you
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:23, archived)
# pssssh ! i bet it's really for you !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:24, archived)
# yeah, I luuuuuuuuuuurve the cock
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:26, archived)
# ah that makes me feel a bit better
because i wasn't gonna write this otherwise:

if they've taken a year to decide then they're not happy in the relationship, if they've taken a year to tell you, they're not happy in the relationship. If you say yes, you're gonna get fucked off and the relationship will end, if you say no, they're gonna get fucked off and the relationship will end.


now if the question had been relationship, 1 year, proposes a threesome, then it's slightly different as at least they're trying to include you (although i can still see it going tits up)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:26, archived)
# hahaha, there's my bottle of wine answer. Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:28, archived)
# if a threesome comes on the table
or even on the bed, never invite a friend to join in, always get the mrs to pick someone up instead that neither of you know.
Stops any wierdness after.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:28, archived)
# well that goes without saying
although if it's already come on the table it's a bit late to be thinking about who you picked ;)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:29, archived)
# threesomes are far too much effort
there's so many legs! far far too many legs...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Those are three-legged races you are thinking of.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:33, archived)
# you should try a four legged race one day
poor sap in the middle's got no control over his legs (or his arms if you're really evil)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 19:35, archived)
# I agree with the 'it's cheating unless it's a threesome' logic.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Her
(if it's your turn)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 8 Feb 2008, 21:16, archived)