hey diddle diddle
From the Animal Instruments challenge. See all 221 entries (closed)
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From the Animal Instruments challenge. See all 221 entries (closed)
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... the cat did a piddle
all over the kitchen mat
The little dog laughed to see such fun
and piddled all over the cat.
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Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:10,
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The little dog laughed to see such fun
and piddled all over the cat.
old mother hubberd went to the cupboard to fetch her poor doggy a bone
but when she bent down, the dog came around and gave her a bone of his own..
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Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:19,
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Hey diddle diddle
The cat had a fiddle
All in the curds and whey
Diddle-i-doo,
The dog did a poo
Went postal and shot everyone.
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Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:20,
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All in the curds and whey
Diddle-i-doo,
The dog did a poo
Went postal and shot everyone.
Dishes and spoons have no legs, and are not sentient.
I wish nursery rhymes would have more scientific accuracy.
:D lovely pic- why a shoe?
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Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:13,
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:D lovely pic- why a shoe?
*rubs hands together*
You like pleasing people, right? You like pleasing 20 people a day, yeah? In a cupboard? For a fiver a time?
Thought so. Eeeeexcellent.
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Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:37,
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Thought so. Eeeeexcellent.
You're all the same.
But you'll learn.
They all learn in the end.
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Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:23,
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They all learn in the end.
And pay, I presume.
You would have got away with it too, if it weren't for those pesky kids.
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Wed 13 Feb 2008, 9:24,
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