Oh yes?
May as well drop this old one here...

( Fishcat Walk without rhythm and you won't attract the worm, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:48, archived)

:)

( M3Essential - three chords and the truth, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:48, archived)

dont drop stuff
plz it hurts the floor
(germz infecting your interwebs since 2009, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:48, archived)

The floor loves it, the dirty bitch.
*stamps foot*
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:49, archived)

kinky

(germz infecting your interwebs since 2009, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:50, archived)

It can't express that
This is non-consensual abuse!

*informs authorities*
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:50, archived)

I'll stamp on you in a minute.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:51, archived)

Minute amount maybe
Hah girly can't stomp. Girly don't have real mans' feet.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:53, archived)

Girly does have powerful thighs and big heavy goff boots though.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:54, archived)

Big boots make rubbish stamp
Every mans know basic law of pressure.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:55, archived)

I may have put this theory to the test before.
But by all means, place your nads on the floor and we'll see what they make of them.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:57, archived)

You'll have to find them first!
Muahahahaha
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:59, archived)

owch

(germz infecting your interwebs since 2009, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:59, archived)

Ha! The floor is my bitch.
I can walk all over it.
( Fishcat Walk without rhythm and you won't attract the worm, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:50, archived)

omg take off your shoes

(germz infecting your interwebs since 2009, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:50, archived)

Allen keys!
I always have two on me. ALWAYS.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:49, archived)

I'll raise you on randomness

(colonelboris We're going in in the first wave..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 19:51, archived)

I like this.

( Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:07, archived)