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# My favourite aftershave has been marred by the fact that my ex wore it.
So now whenever I smell it I get horny, but also think of him, then feel weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)
# buy some
then spray it on a sexy passerby. that way, you can think of sexy stranger when you smell it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)
# My mate at work also wears it, and it hasn't helped.
XS for men, if you know it. GOD it does something to me. Either that, or 'man after playing sports or fixing machinery'.

Mmmph.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)
# I'm Old School and still think
you can turn a girls head with a sensible splashing of Aramis or Pacó Rabanne
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:40, archived)
# There was a nice one that the Body Shop used to do.
Artemis. But then my dad wore it, so that's out the window.

OH or two-stroke oil. Can't beat a bloke smelling of two stroke.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)
# oh please. I have 3 cars a 4x4 pickup ( if I include hers )
and 3 motorbikes One of which I ride off road. I butcher wood for a living. Of course I smell like a man. Especially now, full of beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)
# :D teach young men please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)
# old spice!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)
# I said old school.
Not fucking mental ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)
# old spice is classy!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)
# I prefer the other one
'Ancient Herbs'
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Mmmm smells like Romane.
Romanes ite Domum mit me please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)
# write that 100 times before the sun comes up
or i'll cut your balls off

*is well aware the cap'n has no balls*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)
# *notes down*
*buys*
*sprays on local tramps*
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Is that the Black XS stuff?
Paco Rabanne?

Oops. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)
# You do smell nice, you do.
Even in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Black XS or just XS?
I'm currently using Black XS, Valentino and DKNY Be Delicious :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Just XS, but the black is lovely too.
I wear Chanel No 5, sometimes Hugo Deep Red. But usually it's Chanel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Sometimes a little too strong I think. The DKNY is quite nicely
understated, but powerful when you're close.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)
# *standard repost*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)
# hahaha :) SJP's new fragrance?
mine's POUR HOMME though obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)
# I love Chanel because old men adore it.
Not that I want to shag old men, but they get a wistfulness on their faces, and it makes me smile to think I might be bringing back some wonderful memory for them.

PLUS then when I'm naked I'm wearing my Marilyn costume.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)
# NECRO!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)
# *snorts*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)
# i bought my ex fahrenheit
every time he wore it, i dived on him!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)
# FOR FUCK SAKE DON'T EVER MEET MY DAD.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)
# who says i haven't already?
heheheheh.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)
# He's where I get it from.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)