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# AWWW! that sounded so girlie!
just use sure crystal for women. noone will know and you'll have no white marks.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:34, archived)
# I use Brut deo.
Yehhhhhh baby.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)
# pwoah. i love teh brut!
i'm gonna have to spray some now and wallow in the smell of it! pwwwwwwwwwoaaaaaaaaah.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)
# I love it too
A mate of mine as a thank you for me designing his website bought me a litre-ish bottle of the stuff
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Swap you a bottle of men's stuff then. No, no, I was never confused...
It's not the whiteness, it's the crispiness I could do without.

To be honest, it's kcufing ridiculous that the women's bogtries section of the shop is four times the size of the mens, but they still go and buy the men's stuff anyway. Bugger off, it's ours!
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Yours is better.
However men's body scrub is shit. Best stuff is this shea butter thing that Soap and Glory make, but it'll make you smell like a girl.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)
# It's the posh and trendy-dressed immigrants in shopping centres that piss me off.
The ones who want to wash your hands with some salty grease from the Dead Sea, try to explain what a fucking miracle it is with some recited script and wonky accent, then hit you up for twenty quid a pot. Just FUCK OFF! I've got SOAP! Look, it says 'antibacterial' and 'moisturising' and other fancy words and costs seventy-nine-fucking-pence! And it doesn't leave me with slimy hands smelling of barren shorelines. Didn't you see Seinfeld where he pointed out people shower to get rid of that smell? What the fuck makes you think you've got a leg to stand on here?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Eeeeeasy.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)