WE WANT TABLES!!!

( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)

BAMBOO CAGE MATCH!

( kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)

"TWO PANDAS ENTER, ONE PANDA LEAVES"

( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 13:10, archived)

Either:
"Then the other panda leaves after being declared the winner"

or

"But only after eating and shooting"
( Rico, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:27, archived)