I can do that!
Dear Mr IPC,

I can make swears with scrabble letters, and use Photoshop.

Please give me a job
( Joe Scaramanga a cross-dressing alcoholic neo-nazi porn star, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)

would you be able
to live with yourself, though? ;)
( Mushroom, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)

...just
better than working for the Daily Mail
( Joe Scaramanga a cross-dressing alcoholic neo-nazi porn star, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)