*rapes*
Your my wife now.
( Sonic James Doom Don't cry for me Bognor Regis, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)

*feels violated*
That's the last time I cook YOU dinner!

*grabs more than fair share of duvet covers*
(10 PRINT "Run" 20 GOTO 10 as efficient as the energizer bunny ..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)