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# Ah wiz born in Bellshill, ya cunt!
Never been there since. I moved to England for fuck's sake.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)
# My Maw was born there
too.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I got popped out in the maternity hospital just before the sloppy weans duty was passed to Monklands.
1974, ya bas!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Copenhagen for me
I was lucky ;)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)
# I did winch a lassie fae Bellshill once.
Scrubbed ma face for weeks after that fucker. It was textbook faceaids.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)
# haha thank you for using the word "winch"
Living in germany, scottish words for stuff delight me whenever I'm home.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)
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(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)
# thanks a lot, ill go have a look now and start a torrent before heading to work tomorrow
nighto!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)
# I said to an Indian guy in my work "Ach, dinnae fash yersel, man" the other day.
That took a lot of explaining.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Goodnecht
mah braw mukker, Ah shaa spick wi' ye tha' moorns nicht.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:58, archived)
# No bother.
I thought she looked like Andi MacDowell. Turns out she looked more like Malcolm.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)
# oof.
Hawhaw, Ah nearly laughed mah tossel aff 'en, ye fanny!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)
# haha
*giggles like a numpty*
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)