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[challenge entry] 'ning all


possibly influenced by my recent move to bonnie Scotchlande.

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(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:20, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:21, archived)
# aah he truly is an inspiration for the kids
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:21, archived)
# go to glasgow
many of the kids have already passed through the Rab C. Nesbitt stage and are now dead or requesting money in order to inject some dog fertiliser into their varicose veins.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Haha.
I will never ever see any of my relatives in Clydebank or Bellshill unless we have another wedding and tey want to come down here. I'm not getting within 100 miles of that shitehole ;)

( I have photos somewhere of me aged 5 or 6 in an honest to goodness real kilt and arran jumper, playing in the lovely green fields of Clydebank.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Ah wiz born in Bellshill, ya cunt!
Never been there since. I moved to England for fuck's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)
# My Maw was born there
too.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I got popped out in the maternity hospital just before the sloppy weans duty was passed to Monklands.
1974, ya bas!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Copenhagen for me
I was lucky ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)
# I did winch a lassie fae Bellshill once.
Scrubbed ma face for weeks after that fucker. It was textbook faceaids.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)
# haha thank you for using the word "winch"
Living in germany, scottish words for stuff delight me whenever I'm home.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8114975
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)
# thanks a lot, ill go have a look now and start a torrent before heading to work tomorrow
nighto!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)
# I said to an Indian guy in my work "Ach, dinnae fash yersel, man" the other day.
That took a lot of explaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Goodnecht
mah braw mukker, Ah shaa spick wi' ye tha' moorns nicht.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:58, archived)
# No bother.
I thought she looked like Andi MacDowell. Turns out she looked more like Malcolm.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)
# oof.
Hawhaw, Ah nearly laughed mah tossel aff 'en, ye fanny!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)
# haha
*giggles like a numpty*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)
# yes, kilts are real.
My mum is from Belshill. It's shit, but less shit than motherwell, next door to where e-coli in britain was faithfully cultivated, lovely Wishaw.

I slightly exaggerated with respect to glasgow, I meant to say east-glasgow, but they tend to migrate into the nicer bits and threaten timid student geeks with their brown teeth and empty rum bottles, demanding 5 quid for their bus.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Kin ye no jist go "Git tae fuck, ya wee prick. Where's yir fuckin' team noo, ya cunt!"
*wallop*
"Oh, there they are, round the corner"
*runs away screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)
# wishaw?
i saw that fecking butcher on diagnosis unknown
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)
# green fields in clydebank?????
clydebank makes greenock look attractive. it should get some sort of award for that.
(gmcs, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)
# haha
you spotted the sarcasm. You did spot it, right? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)
# green fields in clydebank?????
it's hard to tell. some of the locals here are under the influence of drugs which have been mixed with so much soap powder that you could point to the concrete shithole that is clydebank town centre and tell that it's green fields and they'd agree as long as you promised to tap them a fiver. not that i'm suggesting your relatives are persil'd out smackheads.
(gmcs, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Mrs. Bingowings went to college in Clydebank.
She justified her disgusting behaviour with the phrase "Marti Pellow's fae Clydebank, but." I fell in love with her soon after that. That and the brain donation.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)
# im from dundee :D
i fortunately now live in nottingham, dundees fine but i like nottingham better
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)
# if you live in nottingham, you probably fucked my ex while she was going out with me
she aborted your kid, the slut.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)
# if i did, im terribly sorry, but its very hard to tell we are waste deep in sluts in these parts
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)
# haha, don't worry.
in any case, the chances that youre the father of the abortion are the same as mine, about 33-1.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)
# i like those odds!
£5 says it turns out to be the mayors!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Does he get good reception on those?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Oh ho ho oh no!
^Exact words uttered here
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)
#


source in all its bigness
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:26, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:29, archived)
# haha
oh dear pony god
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)
# wha?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Rab C Nesbitt
Glaswegian hero.
Google, google, goo.
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:27, archived)
# after reading about that show
 
I am GUTTED it never screened here!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)
# YES!
me likey!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)
# He's a big mad mincie-heid!
no like me.


The above image is not intended to depict or bear any relation to any Scotland based, humorous televisual broadcast and Mister N Vossent accepts no liability for er um anything, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:27, archived)
# so what are the connotations of "mince" in Glaswegian slang?
 
just wondering about the pseudonym of the Fratellis' drummer..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)
# "Yer thick as mince!"
"Your critical faculties are somewhat impaired"

Roughly. Which is fine so long as you don't make watery mince. Obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)
# okay, noo why would someone geet the nickname Mince?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)
# I've only heard it being used as:
'that present I got was mince'. as in it was shite.

(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)
# haha

Al tell yoo this!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:27, archived)
# That's good, but that programme he was in earlier on that I watched the first five minutes of was pure fuckin' pish.
It gied us the dry boak, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Away an bile yer heid ya numpty, ye dinnae ken whit yer
sayin... ;D

actually, you could have a point. *ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)