My profile will give you some clue for the first two.
But the third YOU WILL NEVER KNOW.
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MooCow_Byter : not a cow, rarely bites, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:34,
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you have lady hair...........
*wants to add to basement collection
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.*disturbing gayesheeft commentary blog thingy
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Hummel thinks you should be in advertising, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:37,
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It's being chopped off next week.
I'm bored of long hair and want to try being a skinhead.
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MooCow_Byter : not a cow, rarely bites, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:38,
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you will need an official looking bagde to go with the haircut....
*rummages
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.*finds just the thing he was looking for...
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Hummel thinks you should be in advertising, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:41,
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Now there's a stylish haircut.
I might give that a go. Never tried a 'tache before, either.
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MooCow_Byter : not a cow, rarely bites, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:45,
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You will be recognised the world over....
You may start with Poland, shouldnt take more than a day.
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Hummel thinks you should be in advertising, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:50,
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