You've never been laid have you?

( riverghost is called everyone by their scrabble score today, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 11:52, archived)

You've never been right, have you?

( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)

google
take first two lines, cut and paste

and yes, I've had more fanny than you could shake a 'stic' at

silly twat
( hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 11:55, archived)

Sorry
But I have to tell you you've not going to get any if if chase after girls with a stick!
( riverghost is called everyone by their scrabble score today, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 11:59, archived)

I wouldn't call it a 'stick'...
his is more a 'twig', if anything.
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:02, archived)

It's a tradegy really
Struck down by Dutch Elm at such a young age!
( riverghost is called everyone by their scrabble score today, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)

'tragedy'
;D
( Dixon butterflies are gay moths, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)