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# My cousin was evil when she was a toddler.
She was an ace baby though, a brill kid and a frighteningly beautiful teenager (she's 15 now and looks older than me, is taller than me and has a figure reminiscent of Elle Macpherson). I've threatened a couple of lads (my age, if I were to guess) in Tesco who were eyeing her up with 'the fucking cops you paedo cunts'.

\o/ I'm such a nice cousin.

(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Sounds like you really are, Cletus.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Yeah, what?
Are you saying that warning lads who look to be in their mid 20s off a child who happens to look older is something hicks do?

(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)
# ...no?
Jeez, someone forgot their sense of humor today.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)
# No, I just don't get the link.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)
# what she needs is an older man to abuse her physically and emotionally
thus making her a needy insecure shell of her former self
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)
# She's got her first boyfriend at the moment-
He's her age, and painfully shy.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)
# i bet he's not shy when he is up to the balls in her shitter
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)
# You really are a lovely person.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)
# i've won awards
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Restraining orders are not awards.
How many times?
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Well, I'm available this weekend.
(, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)