My cousin was evil when she was a toddler.
She was an ace baby though, a brill kid and a frighteningly beautiful teenager (she's 15 now and looks older than me, is taller than me and has a figure reminiscent of Elle Macpherson). I've threatened a couple of lads (my age, if I were to guess) in Tesco who were eyeing her up with 'the fucking cops you paedo cunts'.

\o/ I'm such a nice cousin.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)

Sounds like you really are, Cletus.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)

Yeah, what?
Are you saying that warning lads who look to be in their mid 20s off a child who happens to look older is something hicks do?
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)

...no?
Jeez, someone forgot their sense of humor today.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)

No, I just don't get the link.

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)

what she needs is an older man to abuse her physically and emotionally
thus making her a needy insecure shell of her former self
( mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)

She's got her first boyfriend at the moment-
He's her age, and painfully shy.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)

i bet he's not shy when he is up to the balls in her shitter

( mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)

You really are a lovely person.

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)

i've won awards

( mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:42, archived)

Restraining orders are not awards.
How many times?
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)

Well, I'm available this weekend.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)