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[challenge entry] fact: they are

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(songsforeveryone, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)
# The human race?
IT'S SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# WHIPE THE EARTH WITH RAGS
THROW THEM INTO SPACE.

GOD WILL NOT BE CHUFFED.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)
# ACTUALLY THIS MIGHT BE WHAT THE SHITRAGS THING IS ALL ABOUT.
I STILL HAVE A COUPLE OF SITES TO INSPECT, LET'S SEE IF THINGS END THE WAY I THINK THEY WILL.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)
# gronkpan : the world's foremost shitrags journalist. "Rooting through shitrags so you don't have to".
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I'd like to claim that title,
but there isn't too much on the front page of a google search that might suggest this.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Babies are ace.
Toddlers are sometimes rubbish, and teenagers are sometimes rubbish, but generally babies are fucking awesome creatures.


I have none of my own, though. I'm sure I'll change my tune.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# You have it cockeyed
Toddlers are ace, babies are just fucking boring.
(songsforeveryone, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)
# My cousin was evil when she was a toddler.
She was an ace baby though, a brill kid and a frighteningly beautiful teenager (she's 15 now and looks older than me, is taller than me and has a figure reminiscent of Elle Macpherson). I've threatened a couple of lads (my age, if I were to guess) in Tesco who were eyeing her up with 'the fucking cops you paedo cunts'.

\o/ I'm such a nice cousin.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Sounds like you really are, Cletus.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Yeah, what?
Are you saying that warning lads who look to be in their mid 20s off a child who happens to look older is something hicks do?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)
# ...no?
Jeez, someone forgot their sense of humor today.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)
# No, I just don't get the link.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)
# what she needs is an older man to abuse her physically and emotionally
thus making her a needy insecure shell of her former self
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)
# She's got her first boyfriend at the moment-
He's her age, and painfully shy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)
# i bet he's not shy when he is up to the balls in her shitter
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)
# You really are a lovely person.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)
# i've won awards
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Restraining orders are not awards.
How many times?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Well, I'm available this weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Babies are only ace when..
you can hand them back.

other than that they are generally uninteresting mewling cabbages...

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Crikey!
Why didn't you tell me this 8 months ago? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Are you having a mankitten?
Congratulations, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)
# i don't have any of my own..
just based on experience with others kids.

you couldn't pay me enough money...
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Indeed I am
(well, that's a lie, I'll be there cheering from the sidelines though).

April 25th hopefully! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Oh wow, that's brill.
Dead chuffed for you, you lucky thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Cheers!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Woo for b3ta babies!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Huzzah!
Not seen you around much lately? How's it going?

Oh, and congratumalations!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Not been around much
But have a day off today, so am curled up on the sofa with the laptop :)

And congrats to you too :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)
# ar, good stuff
people call me weird for being happy that other people are having kids when I don't want any of my own
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)
# It's not weird, it's nice
I know plety who don't want them who've said 'why?' when I told them the news...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:49, archived)
# They are all great - at any age...

* Just ask anyone from Jersey
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)
# hehe
i said to my sister in-law at the weekend that they were looking for childcare staff on jersey...
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)
# You won't, promise
Babies and children are excellent. It's when they hit about 10-ish they get a bit shit.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Yours is going to be smashing.
I hope one day to meet it and call it Dave. Whatever it's name is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)
# We think it's going to be a little boy
Not from scans or anything, just feeling :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Either way, it'll always be Dave to me.
*Trig*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Haha, may have to call it Rodney on purpose!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)
# EXCELLENT!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)
# This why you throw them in a dumpster after you queef them out
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Thankfully...
Mrs S is a teacher so hates kids even more than I do.

NO little S' anytime soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Babies are indeed rubbish
There are enough unwanted children in the world - people should have to adopt all of them first before we're allowed to make any new ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)
# babies are only fun
when they look at you in that really confused/surprised way they sometimes do. apart from that, they're either crying, eating, shitting, puking or boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:49, archived)