fact: they are

(songsforeveryone, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)

The human race?
IT'S SHIT!
( gronkpan AUSSIES! http://aussiecultureissues.blogspot.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)

WHIPE THE EARTH WITH RAGS
THROW THEM INTO SPACE.

GOD WILL NOT BE CHUFFED.
( hanke fuck it, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)

ACTUALLY THIS MIGHT BE WHAT THE SHITRAGS THING IS ALL ABOUT.
I STILL HAVE A COUPLE OF SITES TO INSPECT, LET'S SEE IF THINGS END THE WAY I THINK THEY WILL.
( gronkpan AUSSIES! http://aussiecultureissues.blogspot.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)

gronkpan : the world's foremost shitrags journalist. "Rooting through shitrags so you don't have to".

(The Alchemist drives a truck-boat-truck, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)

I'd like to claim that title,
but there isn't too much on the front page of a google search that might suggest this.
( gronkpan AUSSIES! http://aussiecultureissues.blogspot.com, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:52, archived)

Babies are ace.
Toddlers are sometimes rubbish, and teenagers are sometimes rubbish, but generally babies are fucking awesome creatures.


I have none of my own, though. I'm sure I'll change my tune.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)

You have it cockeyed
Toddlers are ace, babies are just fucking boring.
(songsforeveryone, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)

My cousin was evil when she was a toddler.
She was an ace baby though, a brill kid and a frighteningly beautiful teenager (she's 15 now and looks older than me, is taller than me and has a figure reminiscent of Elle Macpherson). I've threatened a couple of lads (my age, if I were to guess) in Tesco who were eyeing her up with 'the fucking cops you paedo cunts'.

\o/ I'm such a nice cousin.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)

Sounds like you really are, Cletus.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)

Yeah, what?
Are you saying that warning lads who look to be in their mid 20s off a child who happens to look older is something hicks do?
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)

...no?
Jeez, someone forgot their sense of humor today.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)

No, I just don't get the link.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)

what she needs is an older man to abuse her physically and emotionally
thus making her a needy insecure shell of her former self
( mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)

She's got her first boyfriend at the moment-
He's her age, and painfully shy.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)

i bet he's not shy when he is up to the balls in her shitter

( mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)

You really are a lovely person.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)

i've won awards

( mongychops, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:42, archived)

Restraining orders are not awards.
How many times?
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)

Well, I'm available this weekend.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)

Babies are only ace when..
you can hand them back.

other than that they are generally uninteresting mewling cabbages...
(funkenstein, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)

Crikey!
Why didn't you tell me this 8 months ago? :)
( Hamster Trippin' - It's you! It's me! It's Danzig!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)

Are you having a mankitten?
Congratulations, dude.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)

i don't have any of my own..
just based on experience with others kids.

you couldn't pay me enough money...
(funkenstein, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)

Indeed I am
(well, that's a lie, I'll be there cheering from the sidelines though).

April 25th hopefully! \o/
( Hamster Trippin' - It's you! It's me! It's Danzig!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)

Oh wow, that's brill.
Dead chuffed for you, you lucky thing.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)

Cheers!
:D
( Hamster Trippin' - It's you! It's me! It's Danzig!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)

Woo for b3ta babies!

( Mrs Trellis Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)

Huzzah!
Not seen you around much lately? How's it going?

Oh, and congratumalations!!!
( Hamster Trippin' - It's you! It's me! It's Danzig!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)

Not been around much
But have a day off today, so am curled up on the sofa with the laptop :)

And congrats to you too :)
( Mrs Trellis Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)

ar, good stuff
people call me weird for being happy that other people are having kids when I don't want any of my own
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)

It's not weird, it's nice
I know plety who don't want them who've said 'why?' when I told them the news...
( Mrs Trellis Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:49, archived)

They are all great - at any age...

* Just ask anyone from Jersey
( Sir Wobbly Boots had far too much to drink last night!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)

hehe
i said to my sister in-law at the weekend that they were looking for childcare staff on jersey...
(funkenstein, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)

You won't, promise
Babies and children are excellent. It's when they hit about 10-ish they get a bit shit.
( Mrs Trellis Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)

Yours is going to be smashing.
I hope one day to meet it and call it Dave. Whatever it's name is.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)

We think it's going to be a little boy
Not from scans or anything, just feeling :)
( Mrs Trellis Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)

Either way, it'll always be Dave to me.
*Trig*
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:33, archived)

Haha, may have to call it Rodney on purpose!

( Mrs Trellis Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)

EXCELLENT!

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)

This why you throw them in a dumpster after you queef them out
woo!
( hanke fuck it, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)

Thankfully...
Mrs S is a teacher so hates kids even more than I do.

NO little S' anytime soon.
( Joe Scaramanga Faster. More Intense., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)

Babies are indeed rubbish
There are enough unwanted children in the world - people should have to adopt all of them first before we're allowed to make any new ones.
(A Vagabond loves your mum, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:41, archived)

babies are only fun
when they look at you in that really confused/surprised way they sometimes do. apart from that, they're either crying, eating, shitting, puking or boring.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:49, archived)