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# Is skug about?
Here's a skugosaurus made from a cucumber, a gherkin and a dinosaur cake...

(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)
# hahaha!
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)
# that's surprisingly good
although cucumber is the cock of satan
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)
# ta
and pork scratchings are the devils toenails
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Piss off, pork scratchings are one of the best things about being human.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)
# a tad harsh
next you'll be telling me baked beans are nice
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:35, archived)
# *bokes*
No. No I won't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:35, archived)
# ^ that
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Then let me gobble him up.
Cucumber is lush.

Edit and with reference to the above I had spme pork scratchings for the first time in years just last night with my ale. I enjoyed them a lot ( plus the peanuts and salt and vinegar twirls. I had a proper pub lunch at home in the evening ;))
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)
# This.
In massive quantities.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)
# not a big fan of eating fried pig skin.
myself, but i love dry roasted peanuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Honey roasted are also yum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:37, archived)
# And riddle me this.
Whatever happened to Hickory smoked Planters? I could eat those until my anus bled.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:39, archived)
# I think I've had them.
In fact, I'm sure I have. They were lovely.


I really want sesame snaps now, for some reson.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)
# I made some sesame prawn toast last night.
It was delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:41, archived)
# I haven't made that in a while.
Mmmmmmmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I needed some unhealthiness to balance out the mackerel and stir fried tofu
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# pork scratchings are good if they're proper
I had some nice crunchy ones once, however, I had some that were quite puffed up, and it give the sensation of chewing tumours.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I get mine
when I have bothered, from the butcher who makes his own and does not charge a ridiculous price for a huge bag.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# It's nice in the right circumstances.
At other times, it can make everything soggy and horrible
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)
# i actually used to have nightmares about cucumber
specifically being force fed cucumber jelly by the half cast bloke who used to present the dodgy gameshow part of motormouth...i'm sure theres some kind of freudian analysis to be had there...i.e. i don't like eating cock
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:41, archived)
# I expect it means you're gay.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# i don't think so
*bums*
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# YAY!
I LOVEIT! wooyay!
p.s. i just got here - great timing :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:35, archived)
# \o/
I was long overdue making one :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Woo!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)