( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)

nyom nyom nyom!

( GrandmaOfShoes Farewell poor Malt Loaf, I knew him well., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)

mmmmm tastes like chicken

( Laird Dave Draws Is in your Base, giving your chaps What for., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)

Hehehe :D
I won't say the very obvious line that just popped in my head...
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)

something to do with "eating out"?

( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)

I may as well just never say anything at all.
You'll know what I mean anyway....


_{It was more along the lines of 'isn't Calvin a bit young to be eating pussy?' but you've got the essentials...}
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)

the last frame refers to what tazmanian devils apparently do once they've finished eating
they crawl inside the body and enjoy the shade, or if it's nightime, have a sleep in the nice warm guts.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)

Empire Strikes Backerific
I honestly did not know that.

*goes off to check validity*
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)

*gets nervous about accuracy...*
Edit: was slightly bollocks, but they are known to get inside and eat from the inside out, and are known to have an after-meal sleep inside animals guts. cosy.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)

Did you know....
...that Tasmanian devils suffer from a nasopharyngeal cancer that can be passed from devil to devil?

It is thought that there was one original devil who had it, and over time the cells have hitched rides on others. Very rare for a cancer to be transmissible like that.
( The hairy aerosol is seeping., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)

*patents tasmanian devil condoms*
It's not a good looking disease either.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:36, archived)

That sounds quite nice.
I wouldn't mind being one of them.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)

captain can I be a marauder!?!

( prodigy69, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)

DO you realise us talking about the statboard ironically got a mention for your stats entry?:P

( riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)

my quote is your height, innit?

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)

she's a horrible woman
constantly stealing all the glory from poor ClanSoul. The young lad must be gutted at being constantly denied the top spot.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)

I'm a lovely lady as you well know, young man.
And he was top last week, so ner.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)

it doesn't change the fact that you made him cry.

( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)

You're such a cruel man.
And I'm so nice to you.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)

I could have sworn you'd written
"I was a lovely lady as a young man"

Which would explain a lot.

Actually no it wouldn't, because it doesn't make any sense.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)

hahahaha

( prodigy69, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)

hahaha!!

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)

Are you Mongychops?
NSFW
( Sir Wobbly Boots had far too much to drink last night!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)

what?

( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:48, archived)

Sorry...
After what we saw this morning, I though that was sh*t all over his face.
( Sir Wobbly Boots had far too much to drink last night!, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)

you shut up when you're talking to me, ok?!

( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:00, archived)