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(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)
# nyom nyom nyom!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)
# mmmmm tastes like chicken
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# Hehehe :D
I won't say the very obvious line that just popped in my head...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)
# something to do with "eating out"?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)
# I may as well just never say anything at all.
You'll know what I mean anyway....


It was more along the lines of 'isn't Calvin a bit young to be eating pussy?' but you've got the essentials...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)
# the last frame refers to what tazmanian devils apparently do once they've finished eating
they crawl inside the body and enjoy the shade, or if it's nightime, have a sleep in the nice warm guts.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Empire Strikes Backerific
I honestly did not know that.

*goes off to check validity*
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)
# *gets nervous about accuracy...*
Edit: was slightly bollocks, but they are known to get inside and eat from the inside out, and are known to have an after-meal sleep inside animals guts. cosy.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Did you know....
...that Tasmanian devils suffer from a nasopharyngeal cancer that can be passed from devil to devil?

It is thought that there was one original devil who had it, and over time the cells have hitched rides on others. Very rare for a cancer to be transmissible like that.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)
# *patents tasmanian devil condoms*
It's not a good looking disease either.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:36, archived)
# That sounds quite nice.
I wouldn't mind being one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)
# captain can I be a marauder!?!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)
# DO you realise us talking about the statboard ironically got a mention for your stats entry?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)
# my quote is your height, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)
# she's a horrible woman
constantly stealing all the glory from poor ClanSoul. The young lad must be gutted at being constantly denied the top spot.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# I'm a lovely lady as you well know, young man.
And he was top last week, so ner.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)
# it doesn't change the fact that you made him cry.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)
# You're such a cruel man.
And I'm so nice to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)
# I could have sworn you'd written
"I was a lovely lady as a young man"

Which would explain a lot.

Actually no it wouldn't, because it doesn't make any sense.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Are you Mongychops?
NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Sorry...
After what we saw this morning, I though that was sh*t all over his face.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)
# you shut up when you're talking to me, ok?!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:00, archived)