So shit its not worth a new thread but...


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(ComplexStuff Was confused by life on, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:45, archived)

Loving the piss fountain there.

( Green Spanner has legs that produce tick pheromones, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)

Piss fountain
They are statistics
(ComplexStuff Was confused by life on, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)

Hot, tangy statistics.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)

haha sometimes you are so fucking wrong.

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)

I'm skirting that line
when something goes out the other side of wrong and almost becomes ever so right.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)

Is there an equivalent of solo wee play?
I mean, solo sex is wanking so what is solo pissing on yourself called?

*ponders*
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)

incontinence?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)

I'd call it the Lonely Soldier.
I have no idea, though.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)

an accident
I did it myself when I was younger... not sure why... or why I'm mentioning it... but to cut a long story short, I peed in the bath with a boner and some got in my mouth. Obviously, I didn't continue, it was just a squirt and I wouldn't have called it sexy.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:56, archived)

tubboy
;)
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)

:O
I tried it because I was curious. I don't know what all the fuss is about.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:58, archived)

Once when I was younger
I pissed all over a mate who would not get off my porch. I was very, very drunk. Thankfully when it turned out he needed an ambulance they kindly glossed over the fact he was covered in urine.
I thought he was sleeping, drunk, on my porch. He had fell and knocked himself out.
Still gets a mention in the pub now and again.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)

That's a Pulp album isn't it?

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)

You have exceeded teh pube allocation.

ps - woo!
( HairyTwatter Needs more tostones by, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:15, archived)