my language is becoming fouler.
I'm quite polite in conversation.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:31, archived)

Which cunt is which?
I heard Ross Kemp was an absolute pansy in real life. All poetry.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:32, archived)

yes.
he is. Also McFadden is rumoured to take it up the chuff as well as his dogging antics.

Edit:// Kemp is a right luvvy. It beggars belief how producers think he is the right man to front all the hardman / gang / war documentaries that have been his staple diet since losing his day job.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:33, archived)

\o/ DOGGING
I want to go dogging. Just to watch, like.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:35, archived)

oh he loves the dogging
apparently and allegedly the fact his wife left him was she was a bit tired of sucking stranger's cock in carparks and sharing him with other blokes. So goes the rumour.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:38, archived)

I think I remember hearing about this.
I'd have paid more attention were it not him. The redness of his head worries me.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:39, archived)

that's what I heard as well.
I also he dressed up as captain hook while they were dogging
( Cockweasle put a bangin' donk on it, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:40, archived)

I heard she was embarrassed to have to go dogging in a Ford Mondeo.

( dbroon hmmm, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:42, archived)

haahaa

( Cockweasle put a bangin' donk on it, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:45, archived)

I just wonder what the lazy bastards
at the paparazzi headquarters do with themselves half the time. What a missed opportunity.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:43, archived)

I think they have standards sometimes
some tart from Girls Aloud wears a skirt and moves one of her legs slightly, they'll be there.

but Phil Mitchell dogging? It's even more worthless than the shite they take photos of normally.
( dbroon hmmm, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:51, archived)

Ah see now I like that idea.

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:43, archived)

I played rugby against one of them in Stirling once
him was mince... I am also mince, but if I leave this out of the story it sounds only marginally better.
(Prof UnderCover a lazy, talented leopard..., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:34, archived)

Does mince=bad?
I'm not very "down with it" any more.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:36, archived)

sorry - yes
I've been in Scotland too long to be allowed to converse with real people.

by mince I mean to suggest poor but not gay, as in mincing.
(Prof UnderCover a lazy, talented leopard..., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:38, archived)

I seeeeeee.
Rubbish, then?
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:39, archived)

yeah
not good, rubbish... mince
(Prof UnderCover a lazy, talented leopard..., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:43, archived)

yes, it's a great scottish word.
you're fuckin mince, pal.
( dbroon hmmm, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:44, archived)

I'm hearing it in my head.
It certainly sounds acceptable.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:46, archived)

aye but
it only sounds correct in proper Glasgae.

Ah see ye ur mince at drawin' picters sairrr.

It's hardly surprisin', I've hud 17 bottle ay buckie the-day.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:48, archived)

haha
Gleska for "pictures" is "pick-churrs"

And mince does work well better in a west of scotland accent. My accent is adaptable. I'm well spoken when in non-scottish company, due to growing up in the borders, but very glasgow if talking to other scots due to my 8 years in the city.
( dbroon hmmm, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)

come on. give me a break
I'm only half-Scottish and even that half ( my mother ) lost her accent before I was born. I did OK ;)
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 14:00, archived)

Ross Kemp is a cunt
he was voted in by a bunch of retards as the Rector of the University of Glasgow (causing the rector at the time, Richard Wilson, to say that he wouldn't be back because it was a ridiculous choice) while I was there, and I was involved with organising some stuff for fresher's week.

He didn't turn up for his inauguration ceremony, it was carried out without him, he didn't turn up for the fresher's address, or the debating final, or anything else. He is the only rector in the 350 year history of the university of glasgow to be turfed the fuck out because he's a cunt.
( dbroon hmmm, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:41, archived)

Richard Wilson as in THE Richard Wilson?
My word.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:43, archived)

my word I don't believe it!
( Cockweasle put a bangin' donk on it, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:46, archived)

yes
one of the few rectors to serve more than one term. I think he did three years... could be wrong, but yes, Ross Kemp was voted in by students who thought they were funny and like totally cool. Fucking tards. Even when I was a student, I fucking hated the majority of them, self-righteous, pretentious cunts, especially during the fucking weekly war demos put on by the sweaty vegan androgens who think that because they have a shit sign and a tie-dyed sari that anyone of any importance is going to listen to their pathetic shite.
( dbroon hmmm, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:49, archived)

Yes, I totally agree.
Chiiiiill Winston. Winstahn.

/Big white posh person blog.
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:50, archived)

ah, this certainly brings back memories of my time at the University of Glasgow,
you missed out the bit about them stinking of incense and wearing oven glove shoes.
( Cockweasle put a bangin' donk on it, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:59, archived)

hahaha yes, that as well

( dbroon hmmm, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 14:10, archived)

I was there when Johnny Ball was rector. Victor meldrew was the one after him
I agree Ross Kemp is a cock.
( Cockweasle put a bangin' donk on it, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:44, archived)

The number of times people must have shouted
out numbers they just happened to be thinking of to Jonny Ball. I bet that joke never gets old.
( Smallbrainfield Total first pint refreshment sucks, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:48, archived)

I suppose if you hear a word so much you start using it yourself
Let's face it, lots of people call you that ;)

Nice to see you on the day shift. It brings a bit of sanity to the proceedings.

I could represent this in a graph, but won't.

( Flowerpot Voodoo stick and shark's fin, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:37, archived)

ah go on

(Prof UnderCover a lazy, talented leopard..., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:39, archived)

I would dearly love to* but have no time
I shouldn't be here during the day.

*this statement may contain traces of pork pie
'lo Prof!

( Flowerpot Voodoo stick and shark's fin, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:40, archived)

*tickles in the friendlyest of ways*
hello sweetpea
(Prof UnderCover a lazy, talented leopard..., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:42, archived)

'lo Prof
I bet you have a desk that has a hidden monitor screen these days :)

( Flowerpot Voodoo stick and shark's fin, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:45, archived)

almost
they guy behind me's gone to London for a day or so.
(Prof UnderCover a lazy, talented leopard..., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:51, archived)

you need to up your medication love.
Hello Dahling :D
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:40, archived)