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(WillyNilly, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:22, archived)

You know, I can't believe this, but I haven't.
I'm stunned. Seriously.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!
Brilliant yet so simple.
( Smallbrainfield non beardy., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:24, archived)

No

( Damion has a case of the mondays, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:24, archived)

Fantastische.

(A Vagabond loves your mum, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:24, archived)

Can't say I have squire.
Can't say I have.
(Green Spanner Has been pretty fucking busy over May., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:26, archived)

you just did
at least once.
(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:32, archived)

Lies!
With a sprinkling of slander.
(Green Spanner Has been pretty fucking busy over May., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:35, archived)

(A Vagabond loves your mum, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:38, archived)

searching for phil mitchell sources must have taken up most of your time.

( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:26, archived)

^^ this
hahaha
( Cockweasle BUMJAZZ ROBOTIC STYLIST, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:32, archived)

Darling likes..

(asciifaceofbob Matt wangle, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:26, archived)

Is that a camel toe?

(Green Spanner Has been pretty fucking busy over May., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:27, archived)

No
It's the chancellor of the exchequer!
(asciifaceofbob Matt wangle, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:30, archived)

Oh ok.
Didn't recognise him for a second there.
(Green Spanner Has been pretty fucking busy over May., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:31, archived)

woo hoo

(asciifaceofbob Matt wangle, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:40, archived)

I like to boogie, but I'm not gay

(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:41, archived)

so - I'll be the only one who's seen
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters then...
(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:54, archived)

I expect so

(asciifaceofbob Matt wangle, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:59, archived)

I recognise that stance

( Tacky Tiger borrowed a page from a leopard's cage, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 14:44, archived)

hahahaha

(asciifaceofbob Matt wangle, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)

:D This works too well.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:27, archived)

ah cannae see it because myimager doesn't like bmp's!

( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:28, archived)

Apologies
*hangs head in shame*
(WillyNilly, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:30, archived)

*points to naughty mat*
sit there until i tell you to move.
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:31, archived)

What did Mat do?

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:47, archived)

What surprises me is that B3ta hosting allows BMPs
'tis silly.

( Flowerpot Blowing through the jasmine in my mind, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:42, archived)

I remember
passing him outside Hammersmith road fire-station as he was having some noncey stills took for some photoshoot and thinking how nice it would be to punch the little fat cunt. However he came in the Laurie arms about 15 minutes later ( pub next door ) and as it was quiet ended up playing pool with us and bought a round. He seemed less of a cunt then. I have since heard he is, in all actuality a right cunt.
All I can say is it's a good job it was not that OTHER cunt.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:30, archived)

my language is becoming fouler.
I'm quite polite in conversation.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:31, archived)

Which cunt is which?
I heard Ross Kemp was an absolute pansy in real life. All poetry.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:32, archived)

yes.
he is. Also McFadden is rumoured to take it up the chuff as well as his dogging antics.

Edit:// Kemp is a right luvvy. It beggars belief how producers think he is the right man to front all the hardman / gang / war documentaries that have been his staple diet since losing his day job.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:33, archived)

\o/ DOGGING
I want to go dogging. Just to watch, like.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:35, archived)

oh he loves the dogging
apparently and allegedly the fact his wife left him was she was a bit tired of sucking stranger's cock in carparks and sharing him with other blokes. So goes the rumour.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:38, archived)

I think I remember hearing about this.
I'd have paid more attention were it not him. The redness of his head worries me.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:39, archived)

that's what I heard as well.
I also he dressed up as captain hook while they were dogging
( Cockweasle BUMJAZZ ROBOTIC STYLIST, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:40, archived)

I heard she was embarrassed to have to go dogging in a Ford Mondeo.

( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:42, archived)

haahaa

( Cockweasle BUMJAZZ ROBOTIC STYLIST, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:45, archived)

I just wonder what the lazy bastards
at the paparazzi headquarters do with themselves half the time. What a missed opportunity.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:43, archived)

I think they have standards sometimes
some tart from Girls Aloud wears a skirt and moves one of her legs slightly, they'll be there.

but Phil Mitchell dogging? It's even more worthless than the shite they take photos of normally.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:51, archived)

Ah see now I like that idea.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:43, archived)

I played rugby against one of them in Stirling once
him was mince... I am also mince, but if I leave this out of the story it sounds only marginally better.
(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:34, archived)

Does mince=bad?
I'm not very "down with it" any more.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:36, archived)

sorry - yes
I've been in Scotland too long to be allowed to converse with real people.

by mince I mean to suggest poor but not gay, as in mincing.
(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:38, archived)

I seeeeeee.
Rubbish, then?
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:39, archived)

yeah
not good, rubbish... mince
(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:43, archived)

yes, it's a great scottish word.
you're fuckin mince, pal.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:44, archived)

I'm hearing it in my head.
It certainly sounds acceptable.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:46, archived)

aye but
it only sounds correct in proper Glasgae.

Ah see ye ur mince at drawin' picters sairrr.

It's hardly surprisin', I've hud 17 bottle ay buckie the-day.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:48, archived)

haha
Gleska for "pictures" is "pick-churrs"

And mince does work well better in a west of scotland accent. My accent is adaptable. I'm well spoken when in non-scottish company, due to growing up in the borders, but very glasgow if talking to other scots due to my 8 years in the city.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)

come on. give me a break
I'm only half-Scottish and even that half ( my mother ) lost her accent before I was born. I did OK ;)
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 14:00, archived)

Ross Kemp is a cunt
he was voted in by a bunch of retards as the Rector of the University of Glasgow (causing the rector at the time, Richard Wilson, to say that he wouldn't be back because it was a ridiculous choice) while I was there, and I was involved with organising some stuff for fresher's week.

He didn't turn up for his inauguration ceremony, it was carried out without him, he didn't turn up for the fresher's address, or the debating final, or anything else. He is the only rector in the 350 year history of the university of glasgow to be turfed the fuck out because he's a cunt.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:41, archived)

Richard Wilson as in THE Richard Wilson?
My word.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:43, archived)

my word I don't believe it!
( Cockweasle BUMJAZZ ROBOTIC STYLIST, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:46, archived)

yes
one of the few rectors to serve more than one term. I think he did three years... could be wrong, but yes, Ross Kemp was voted in by students who thought they were funny and like totally cool. Fucking tards. Even when I was a student, I fucking hated the majority of them, self-righteous, pretentious cunts, especially during the fucking weekly war demos put on by the sweaty vegan androgens who think that because they have a shit sign and a tie-dyed sari that anyone of any importance is going to listen to their pathetic shite.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:49, archived)

Yes, I totally agree.
Chiiiiill Winston. Winstahn.

/Big white posh person blog.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:50, archived)

ah, this certainly brings back memories of my time at the University of Glasgow,
you missed out the bit about them stinking of incense and wearing oven glove shoes.
( Cockweasle BUMJAZZ ROBOTIC STYLIST, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:59, archived)

hahaha yes, that as well

( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 14:10, archived)

I was there when Johnny Ball was rector. Victor meldrew was the one after him
I agree Ross Kemp is a cock.
( Cockweasle BUMJAZZ ROBOTIC STYLIST, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:44, archived)

The number of times people must have shouted
out numbers they just happened to be thinking of to Jonny Ball. I bet that joke never gets old.
( Smallbrainfield non beardy., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:48, archived)

I suppose if you hear a word so much you start using it yourself
Let's face it, lots of people call you that ;)

Nice to see you on the day shift. It brings a bit of sanity to the proceedings.

I could represent this in a graph, but won't.

( Flowerpot Blowing through the jasmine in my mind, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:37, archived)

ah go on

(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:39, archived)

I would dearly love to* but have no time
I shouldn't be here during the day.

*this statement may contain traces of pork pie
'lo Prof!

( Flowerpot Blowing through the jasmine in my mind, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:40, archived)

*tickles in the friendlyest of ways*
hello sweetpea
(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:42, archived)

'lo Prof
I bet you have a desk that has a hidden monitor screen these days :)

( Flowerpot Blowing through the jasmine in my mind, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:45, archived)

almost
they guy behind me's gone to London for a day or so.
(Prof UnderCover dastardly rapscallion, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:51, archived)

you need to up your medication love.
Hello Dahling :D
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:40, archived)

haha
your hatred exhilarates me.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:31, archived)

I have it on good authority that he is the fluffiest man this side of Texas
He even helps little old ladies cross the road.

then steals their purses and kicks them in the head

( Flowerpot Blowing through the jasmine in my mind, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:39, archived)

Bell enders would have been better
and fix the BMP!
( first inch is the worst! is glad he's found time for b3ta during a busy day, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:30, archived)

'tis you!
Hello stranger :)

( Flowerpot Blowing through the jasmine in my mind, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:36, archived)

ello Flo'
how be you?
Been very busy at work and as I need the money decided a b3ta related sacking wouldn't have gone down well! :)
( first inch is the worst! is glad he's found time for b3ta during a busy day, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:43, archived)

I be foine ta
What has changed? Are you willing to risk the sack now or are you at home?

( Flowerpot Blowing through the jasmine in my mind, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:46, archived)

Decided to have a day off the work.
I'm in the office, just doing nothing! :)
( first inch is the worst! is glad he's found time for b3ta during a busy day, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 14:14, archived)

hahaha

( Cockweasle BUMJAZZ ROBOTIC STYLIST, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:33, archived)