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( Polly Carbonate, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)

Your portfolio of work is breathtaking.

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)

your scathing
sarcasm knows no bounds ;)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:32, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I want you to die by somebody forcing a large rusty pole up your vagina until you start to seep the blood of your unborn child, crying and crying and crying.

...maybe that's a bit far :\
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 18:59, archived)

Be careful
Your /talk is showing
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:00, archived)

I CARE NOT ^_^

( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:00, archived)

Happy B3taday!
where's your candle?
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:00, archived)

She ate it
because she's fat and eats everything ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:01, archived)

i had a wonderful b3taday last night thank you

( Polly Carbonate, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:01, archived)

I bet you've cut a hole in a lime before, and shagged it.

( Know ye not Woodside? http://www.spam.com/lol, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:01, archived)

with its cunt

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:02, archived)

why are we so sure it is a female?

( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)

Probably because their current username contains a feminine name.

( Know ye not Woodside? http://www.spam.com/lol, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)

and this

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)

I'm not so sure
women don't spend this much time on internet unless they're captain wow...
( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)

Given that their umpteen other usernames have been along the lines of "Fred [word beginning with F]"
and "[male Hispanic name] the [South/Central American nationality] [breed of dog]", I'm not convinced.
( Know ye not Woodside? http://www.spam.com/lol, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:10, archived)

Then why have you been referring to it as female?

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:11, archived)

heh, I'm not. That's why I used "Its"

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)

Because it's YOUR MUM

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)