quick dirty and poop

( sof, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 4:05, archived)

:D:D:D:D

( hexachordal GO SPORT, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 4:06, archived)

oh come on.
that doesn't even make sense.
negative sexual acts?


( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 4:12, archived)

It starts with House sex: sex all over the house
Then Bedroom sex.

Then Hallway sex: passing each other in the hallway and saying "FUCK YOU" = -sexual acts.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! and I will give you a sample, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 4:22, archived)

:D
HAHAHA!
( sof, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 4:24, archived)

Do you know how long it took me to remember how to make a negative curve?
I am ashamed.
But I'm also old as dirt, and it is my right to not give a poo about math.
:)
( sof, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 4:23, archived)

or is it when you take a used condom and suck the jizz out of it with a dropper and jam it up your urethra and try and squirt it back up?
 
UNFUCK!
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 4:35, archived)

Not recommended without sticking your dick in a toaster first.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 4:39, archived)

oh yeah, you gotta get it good and crispy.

( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 4:43, archived)

i'm so big i use a 4-slice toatser.

( postbear gåve mister potåto heåd, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 4:51, archived)

I keep the 4-slice for parties.

( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:00, archived)

2dix1toatser.

( postbear gåve mister potåto heåd, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:02, archived)

haha, marriage is for fools.

( postbear gåve mister potåto heåd, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 4:38, archived)

I'd normally laugh...
...but that's way too close to the truth.

=
(CdrVimes, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 8:34, archived)