An observation

(rhyswynne puts the "sensual" into "nonconsensual sex", Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)

Rofl
I put the laughter back in manslaughter.
The fun back in fundamentalism.
And the extra rest in extra terrestrial.
(petehix wants a Nokia Morph, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)

I put the anal rape back into playschool!
I know that one doesn't really work, but it's funny because it's true!
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)

:D
You see, this what our kids are missing these days.
I say less r.e. on the curriculum and more anal rape!
It's also not rape if you shout "surprise" on point of penetration.
(petehix wants a Nokia Morph, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)

exactly! Give them five seconds to run away, and if you can catch them
they're not running hard enough.
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)

All too true.
Why else are we feeding our kids so much?
Food is fuel.
Fuel makes them go.
If they don't go they get fat.
Make them go.
Anal rape!
(petehix wants a Nokia Morph, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)

if this doesn't become the next newsletter title then i will eat my pants*
'it's also not rape if you shout "surprise" on point of penetration'

*probs won't eat pants if this fail
( doph almost ps3 tiem! gotta get lcd telly first, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)

and which one are you?

( wjh31, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)

Openoffice
Actually
(rhyswynne puts the "sensual" into "nonconsensual sex", Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)