Self explanatory really,
if a little compressed:

(doltage, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)

I'd lie for you (and that's due to the way I'd interpret the statistics to give a false impression of the reality)
?
( StickFigureNinja is diminishing in mass, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)

HOT PATOOTIE, BLESS MAH SOUL

( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 11:45, archived)

*saxophone solo and a severed leg*

( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)

like a graph out of HELL

( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 11:45, archived)

He's fat!

( Mstandot ...erm.....nah, it's gone!, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 11:49, archived)

in a manly, sweaty way, yes.

( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 11:51, archived)

EEEUUUUWWW!!!
I bet he has to spray under his tits!!
( Mstandot ...erm.....nah, it's gone!, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)

WE ARE ALL SWEATY MANLY MEN

( gronkpan AUSSIES! http://aussiecultureissues.blogspot.com, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 11:54, archived)

This is true

( Flowerpot Technologies are ganging up on me, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 11:56, archived)

MANSWEAT: VERIFIED

( gronkpan AUSSIES! http://aussiecultureissues.blogspot.com, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)

Pheromones FTW!

( Mstandot ...erm.....nah, it's gone!, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 11:59, archived)

OH HELLO
 
I AM NOT GOING TO WORK TOMORROW BECAUSE I AM ILL
AND FEELING ABOUT AS CHIRPY AS A FLAT DRY TURD
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 11:58, archived)

HELLO
I AM GOING TO WORK BECAUSE I'VE RUN OUT OF SICK LEAVE. ALSO: I'M NOT SICK.
( gronkpan AUSSIES! http://aussiecultureissues.blogspot.com, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 11:59, archived)

Ittybitty came round to look after me and now she's sick too.
 
they say misery loves company but it turns out that's not true ashally
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)

MAYBE SOME AMPHETAMINES WILL HELP YOU

( gronkpan AUSSIES! http://aussiecultureissues.blogspot.com, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)

YES
 
though likely they'd make me exponentially more irritable
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)

PUT A CLOTHESPEG ON YOUR NOSE WHEN YOU PHONE IN.
It will make it more realistic
( Cockweasle I'm a owle, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)

ahhahhah.
 
no, I learned from your experience..
didn't need to fake it, I'm fucked.
My boss said maybe I should come in Wednesday.
Been arsing about on facebook much of the day, got Ittybitty hooked too.
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)

oh fuck. facebook, I need to do more film quizzes

( Cockweasle I'm a owle, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)

ahhahhah.
 
I WILL TOTALLY ADD THE GRAFFITI APP SO YOU CAN DRAW ON ME, THOUGH
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 12:48, archived)

I think I have that one.
I certainly drew some things on it
( Cockweasle I'm a owle, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 12:57, archived)

gaz me if you want to catch up there.
 
I went through the real-names thread in the b3ta group, lots of old faces!
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 13:00, archived)

I GET SWEAT LINES UNDER MY MAN TITS
CHICKS DIG IT.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples is bang bang bang bang, banging in the nails., Sun 16 Mar 2008, 12:01, archived)

MY TITS ARE SPECTACULAR.

( gronkpan AUSSIES! http://aussiecultureissues.blogspot.com, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 12:04, archived)

NOT AS SPECTACULAR AS MINE
MINE ARE SO GOOD
I AM GOING TO GO TO BED NOW AND RUB THEM WHILST THINKING OF HOT BUSTY CHICKS
MY HANDS WILL NOT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples is bang bang bang bang, banging in the nails., Sun 16 Mar 2008, 12:06, archived)

ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE RUNNING DOWN THE BEACH IN SLOW MOTION.

( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)

when you are doing this it is also important to sing the theme from Chariots of Fire good and loud.

( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)

and you have your cock out.

( Cockweasle I'm a owle, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)

DO A VICTORY SHIT

( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)

DO A VICTORY SHIT TO THIS TUNE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cavFoyYJwPQ&feature=related
( Cockweasle I'm a owle, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)

wait, I need some steps to run up.
 
I WAS DOING SOME PUSHUPS IN THE DOORWAY BEFORE, HOW ABOUT THAT
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 13:05, archived)

Pushups: Check
Victory shit authorised!
( Cockweasle I'm a owle, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)

are your man tits religious?
do they prey?
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 12:05, archived)

NO
mantits are not religious.
goodnight Mr meats.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples is bang bang bang bang, banging in the nails., Sun 16 Mar 2008, 12:08, archived)

good night
with your non praying man tits

:)
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)

*SPANGS*
I didn't see than one coming!!!
( Mstandot ...erm.....nah, it's gone!, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)

Old music you say?

(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 11:52, archived)

*Spang*

( Flowerpot Technologies are ganging up on me, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)

A Whiter Shade of Pale?
Sweet, but I fear the subtlety may be lost on many younger readers. Nonetheless, have a click. I may even be tempted so far as a 'woo.'
(Fles is a man amongst gods., Sun 16 Mar 2008, 13:15, archived)