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( giant_squid, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)

My word, that took ages to load. I wonder why?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)

frogs?

( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)

There was one of them on the pavement on my way to my mate's house last night.
I almost trod on it by accident, and I was wearing heavy DMs (rainy muddy mess Aylesbury is at the moment) so it'd have been awful.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)

indeed it would have been....
...would have taken ages to clean
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)

HMPH
Not for that reason at all.

There is a cat currently sheltering under my verandah from the rain. I desperately want a cat and this one hangs around outside ours a LOT. I won't steal her though, as she is somebody's baby and that would be sad. But I do want to give her some tuna. That'd be sewing the seeds of desertion in her head, though.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)

its a moral trap
....just give it a little hug
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)

Nooooo that'd be naughty.
*gazes out of french door* I do want to though. She's just slightly more chocolate than black all over, and looks soft like a bunny.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)

if she's still there in 2 minutes
she WANTS a hug and she NEEDS feeding!
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)

No, I can't do it.
She's got a collar on, somebody obviously loves her very much.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)

ok
just leave the poor little kitty outside in the rain, without lots of hugs kisses and nice tuna

:-(
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)

Oh FUCK OFF.
You're bloody Satan, you are.

Anyway, she's under the verandah, she's not in the rain.


awwww she's having a wash.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)

;D

( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)

aylesbury is usually awful, mud is irrelivant to that fact
i used to live there :)
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)

Aylesbury is fucking brill.
I love this town. It's like the Bermuda triangle or Round the Twist or something- very odd things happen here. You'll know this, obviously, but it's why I love it so.

If you know Aylesbury you might know my house. When did you live here?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)

1997-2004 actually i lived in stone, but i tried to avoid being in stone as often as possible
being the classy chap i am i went to the grange :D
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)

HAHAHAHA I went to Aylesbury High.
I had a bit of rough in the Grange, yes I did. Thick as pigshit but lovely body on him. Then he turned into a chav and it was all crap from there.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)

hehehe, yeah sounds like your typical grange student :D
i watched a lot of girls from the high get the shit kicked out of them by grangers, aaaah to be at school again
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)

Aye, they never tried that sort of crap with me.
It was quite nice to have a war of words with a Grange school female though.

You lot always thought we were good girls, you never realised. We were JUST as bad as you, we just got away with it easier as we were posh bitches who could cry on demand. Or flirt so much with the teacher in question (if they were male) that they'd forget why they were telling us off.


God, I miss school.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)

i knew this, i had a couple of friends who got crabs from High girls
nice girls dont give you crabs FACT
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)

Yeah, things went a bit downhill when I left.
Goodness knows what happened there.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)

needs more
full stop

.

;)
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)

a nice girl gave me a crab fact once.
"they are cheaper than lobsters"
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)

Aylesbury has some nice arched archaic brick buildings
and the cinema is alright.

That's about all I can think of.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)

It's only 40K. That's not particularly massive is it?
(or is this a joke I'm too stupid to understand?)
( giant_squid, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)

No, I know, I checked once it'd loaded.
And was a bit confused. But it did take ages.

I think my computer's just being a bitch.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)

*stealth snuggles*
Hello lovely!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)

*biiiig Sunday afternoon hug*
hello monkey! How goes it?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)

Not so dusty, ta :)
The rain is making me gloomy, tho.

So, I've cracked open a nice bottle of Rioja.

\o/
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)

I have no alcohol, save spiced rum.
I might make some hot grog later, for coffee. Chuck a bit of cinnamon in.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)

Well, I dunno...
That sounds pretty good to me!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)

Mmmm, I know.
I only thought of it just then as I was writing.

If I had some cherries I could make cherries jubilee with rum instead of brandy, but I haven't got any vanilla ice cream OR cherries and I'm NOT going out in the rain.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)

No, I know...
My Sunday trip to Waitrose has been delayed 'cos I can't be arsed to go out and get soaked.

:(
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)

Tesco is only about 200m away from my house.
But still, ugh.

I love the rain, but only when I feel like getting all wet in white dresses for sexy reasons. Oooh, of if you're playing rugby. Rugby in the rain is the BEST.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)

*cold showers*
Please stop.....
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)

Hahaha calm yourself.
Think of Saved By The Bell.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)

Alexander Graham
or Martin?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)

er.... Mister Belding?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)

Pffft!

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)

I miss it.
And Heartbreak High.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)

A woman of class....
truly.

;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)

Hahaha I do try.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)

I LOVED THAT
i remember my good old days of sixth form when trouble showed heartbreak high and early hollyoaks repeats (from the era when hollyoaks was good)

them be the days
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)

KURT AND RUTH \o/

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)

JAMBO

(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)

Oh I have always and will always love Jambo.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)

there's one of his cars
on my way to uni


but its not got the ears.

i had a soft spot for finn too, think when he left it was the beginning of the end
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)

Oh my
what memories.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)

you feel a bit sorry for the bensons
all their children dieing in bad accidents
or going to where the heart is.

what was the name of the psycho who tried to drown lucy and co in the big tank?
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)

grog!
i never get the mix right :(

a how much rum, lemon juice and other stuffs do i add?
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)

Half a lemon, chopped into slices
or about a shot glass worth, a pint of boiling water, 6 shot glasses of rum (ish) a cinnamon stick and about a teaspoon of whole cloves, crushed a bit between two big spoons.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)

I see golfers . . .

( Valin Eschewing parts by the unit part . . ., Sun 16 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)

Foooooouuuuuuuuuuur....
'noon all.
(Bryn not Brian, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)

Tee time . . . nice shot !

( Valin Eschewing parts by the unit part . . ., Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)

*plop*
...crap, that just landed in /talk. It can stay there :/
(Bryn not Brian, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)

Out of bounds !
Two stroke penalty . . . one of which must be made public . . .
( Valin Eschewing parts by the unit part . . ., Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)

i thought it looked more like a madness gig

( spacefish is imaginary oh, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)

looks like multi-coloured
bukkake
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)

From a certain angle . . .
and deep perspective . . . you might just have something there !
( Valin Eschewing parts by the unit part . . ., Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)

or Kandinsky, even.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)

hehheh
no, but Mondrian did



woo!
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)

Yes
Ceefax was founded on it! They just changed the background to black.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)