Shirely he was lebanese

(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:11, archived)

perhaps
but he wasn't called shirley
(gobbledegook is eating soylent green, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:14, archived)

Ashely, im not sure if he was called Shirley
wiki says he was Turkish, and Roman soldier
( The Tig and me, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:20, archived)