The amount that I am sure it is st. Patricks Day


NING BOARD
( Wobbly Bloke - putting the FAT into fatigue on, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:00, archived)

great i get to use this twice in close succession

(gobbledegook what do you mean 'gross professional misconduct'?, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:02, archived)

I've got my head in my hand at the moment too
*cough*
( StickFigureNinja working on somethings special, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)

gross

(gobbledegook what do you mean 'gross professional misconduct'?, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:08, archived)

Hooray for "Any Excuse to Get Battered Day"


I heard this morning that the Irish get a Bank Holiday today... fuckers
( Joe Scaramanga Jesus bit my Hobnob, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:03, archived)

Nobody likes that.

It sucks.
( Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:05, archived)

Big time.

( Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:06, archived)

hey how did you do that thing with your sig line?
it weirded me out for a bit
(gobbledegook what do you mean 'gross professional misconduct'?, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:09, archived)

it's an ASCII code which has been a fad on the talk board
 
and which cr3 is already regretting coding
www.b3ta.com/talk/4609936
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:20, archived)

like nukes really
fun to have but don't use it
(gobbledegook what do you mean 'gross professional misconduct'?, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:27, archived)

Whta my pic?
Apologies for any offence it may have caused
( Joe Scaramanga Jesus bit my Hobnob, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:10, archived)

oh just ignore them
they aren't being nice.
NOT NICE!!
(gobbledegook what do you mean 'gross professional misconduct'?, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:13, archived)

No, not your picture, which is lovely.
Arsey chavs fighting ansd saying it is traditional is what I do not enjoy.
( Pedantichrist http://lordmanley.co.uk/gas/, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:48, archived)

‮Why is everyone doing this?
( Ttssattsr 97tfuoofguofuoufg, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:16, archived)

what the shitting christ is going on with your sig lines you bastwanks

(gobbledegook what do you mean 'gross professional misconduct'?, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:17, archived)

It happens sporadically every 6 months or so
Everyone starts doing it, then there's a backlash and the people that started it get all hissy about it, then everyone stops.

It's the circle of life.
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! - www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:18, archived)

hands up if anyone knows
without looking it up
when St. George's day is.
(gobbledegook what do you mean 'gross professional misconduct'?, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:06, archived)

april 23

( god save the queen CODIFEST http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12608, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:06, archived)

did you win a prize?
don't spend it all at once
( The Tig and me woof, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:08, archived)

that's what i want to know
and i expect the board to be awash with crosses of st george on that day.

also 'ning board
( god save the queen CODIFEST http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12608, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:10, archived)

I do know how he died
sawn in half, from the top of his right shoulder down through his naughty bits, altho he probably stopped thinking of them as naughty bits at that point

I think he might have been whipped to peel off his skin first. not a good day
( The Tig and me woof, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:13, archived)

not for him no
but i bet the guy with the whip loved it
(gobbledegook what do you mean 'gross professional misconduct'?, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:30, archived)

nope
no prize.
just a shitty animation:

(gobbledegook what do you mean 'gross professional misconduct'?, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:12, archived)

this will suffice

( god save the queen CODIFEST http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12608, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:15, archived)

Its in april or may, 21st or someithng
that we celebrate this famous turk
( The Tig and me woof, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)

Shirely he was lebanese

(Vinegar strokes is gutted he missed the London Bash. was It fun?, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:11, archived)

perhaps
but he wasn't called shirley
(gobbledegook what do you mean 'gross professional misconduct'?, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:14, archived)

Ashely, im not sure if he was called Shirley
wiki says he was Turkish, and Roman soldier
( The Tig and me woof, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:20, archived)

I have no idea when St George's day is
but then, I am not English.

I know St Andrew's day is 30th November though.
( Mystery_Bob, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:09, archived)

April the ...er...er...er..
Somewhen in April
(Abuscruffy, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:09, archived)

I've got no idea
because our government chooses not to tell us.

I only know when paddy's day because the pubs and card shops are filled with posters telling me when it is
( Joe Scaramanga Jesus bit my Hobnob, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:10, archived)

Although
it was on Saturday 15th this year.
( Mystery_Bob, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:11, archived)

I heard they made it a whole weekend this year
Someone on the radio yesterday actually referred to it as "St Patricks Weekend"...
( Joe Scaramanga Jesus bit my Hobnob, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:15, archived)

The official date of the religious festival
was moved to the 15th, so it doesn't clash with some other holy thing.

But I think all the holidays and the piss ups will stick with the 17th.
( Mystery_Bob, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:18, archived)

HE KILLED A DRAGON. GOOD ON HIM.

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! - www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:12, archived)

A DRAGOON?
HE WILL BE IN TROUBLE!
( Mystery_Bob, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:13, archived)

I HAVE NOTHING BUT THE UTMOST RESPECT FOR SOMEONE THAT CAN KILL A DRAGON OR A DRAGOON IN THE REAL WORLD.
GOOD ON ST. GEORGE, OR "GEORGE" TO HIS FRIENDS.

HE IS ENGLAND. HE KILLED A DRAGON.
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! - www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:16, archived)

Bostonians, too.
Not only St. Pat's, but Evacuation Day, in celebration of when the Redcoats vacated the area.
( sosumi, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:07, archived)

Butlins invaded Boston?

( Joe Scaramanga Jesus bit my Hobnob, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:11, archived)

oh dear,
I should have specified that it was the British army back around 1776 - Redcoats being the phrase used to describe them, given their red uniform coats; it's an american thing.
( sosumi, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:17, archived)

big mistake
i'm all in favour of sending over a few chaps to take it back again, we could do a deal with spain and argentina, they give us a hand and we give them back the falklands and gibralta. it's a win win deal.
( god save the queen CODIFEST http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12608, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:22, archived)

Just don't wait until they've spent all their money.

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! - www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:34, archived)

actually we use the term 'redcoats' in scotland too
cos we also had a few scraps with the english
_{we lost though}
(gobbledegook what do you mean 'gross professional misconduct'?, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:22, archived)

Ah...
I sort of thought you might call them something a bit more harsh. :D
( sosumi, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:28, archived)

my fav is
FOOKING ENGLISH KUUNTS!!
in a Glaswegian accent
(gobbledegook what do you mean 'gross professional misconduct'?, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:33, archived)

well...
I was going to say cunts, but I decided to be polite for a change. Gah, now I've ruined it by typing cunts. Bah!
( sosumi, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:37, archived)

twice in fact

(gobbledegook what do you mean 'gross professional misconduct'?, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:43, archived)

Well...
if you type it once, then it's all over...repetition dosen't matter. ;)
( sosumi, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:50, archived)

Do you all get to evacuate then?

(Vinegar strokes is gutted he missed the London Bash. was It fun?, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:11, archived)

Even if you don't like lolcats, you have to agree, it's better than that effort!

( WiL Picoo Z Rocks, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:11, archived)

hahaha!
you have a real talent for these
( god save the queen CODIFEST http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12608, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:14, archived)

i think 'talent' might be taking it a bit far

(gobbledegook what do you mean 'gross professional misconduct'?, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:15, archived)

Ah, but there is an art to good toap
mainly in choosing the original pic...
( WiL Picoo Z Rocks, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:24, archived)

very true

(gobbledegook what do you mean 'gross professional misconduct'?, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:37, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8186344
( WiL Picoo Z Rocks, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:39, archived)

not mine, but a favorite...

( sosumi, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:25, archived)

SOSUMI!
 


not seen you here in ages, how's it going?
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:32, archived)

WOO!
love ya R! Been laying low, but hope to get the old tattyshopping stuff going again. hope you're well and happy.
( sosumi, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:35, archived)

ashally I'm on day three of a nasty cold and largely incapacitated
 
but I remain irritatingly cheerful nonetheless.
( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:40, archived)

Ah, but a cold is only temporary...
I meant in general, seeing as I haven't graced the board in a while.
( sosumi, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:46, archived)

OH YES, IN GENERAL I AM FUCKING AWESOME, THANK YOU.

( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)

I AM VERY PLEASED TO HEAR THAT
AND YOU ARE MORE THAN WELCOME
( sosumi, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)

I'M GOING TO BED NOW...
CONTINUING WITH THE CAPS ON JOKE THAT I HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT. I BID YOU ADIEU. OXOXO
( sosumi, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)

OR SO YOU SAY

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! - www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:47, archived)

DAMN CAPS LOCK PROBLEM...
oh, no, all fixed on this end.
( sosumi, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:53, archived)

GADZOOKS

( gronkpan MUSICIANS! - www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:38, archived)

Careful now!

( WiL Picoo Z Rocks, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:33, archived)

HA
it doesn't work if the box is open
measurement problem see
(gobbledegook what do you mean 'gross professional misconduct'?, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 9:39, archived)

oh no!
you're right.
(Fuckpig <img src="http://www2.bwell quelle-fuckin'-suprise, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)