*sneaks onto Jessie's computer while she's at work*
'ning everyone! Loooong time no see... I'm just gonna leave this here:


Even shitter Excel version

Are we all well? I've missed you all...

From the Graphs challenge. See all 513 entries (closed)

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)

Kenneth!!!!
Woo pic.
Even woo-er you're here!
( Mstandot, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)

Why thank you sir!
I have another entry too, this is even less worthy of its own thread than the one above...


( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)

alas
the question heard many times a day in poundland

many many times

"How much is this?"
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)

If you were with me, the question would be
'when can we get out of this shithole'
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)

sometimes they have special randomcrap in there
99% it's total crap

but on occasion I have found good items.

and also I buy a bag of wheat crunchies and ponder my station in life :)
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)

Sometimes they are useful,
but I find them horrible places to shop. Useful for stocking up on junk food before festivals, though.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)

^ this

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)

oh yeah, no fun
always full of people

:/
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)

Always crammed with people, and I've never actually seen one of them smile.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)

^ this, very much so
I was in one for 30 seconds today, hence the graph
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)

oh god, don't
i heard someone in there saying that last week. i wanted to take her tartan trolley off her and twat her with it.
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)

hehe
:)

some people just ain't so bright
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)

nope.
i wouldn't go in there, but they sell lots of batteries and gnomes.
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)

The batteries aren't the best though
I bought some once as an experiment and put them in a digital camera... they didn't even last long enough to get the lens cover open! =D

100% of troofs
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)

yes, the highest quality (probably fake) hyundai batteries
there were some very dodgy panasonic batteries getting sold at another cheapo outlet
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)

oh, i don't know
they last long enouh for me ;)
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)

is the answer usually
four for a quid?
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)

hello!

( mictoboy, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)

Alright bloke?
How's it going, you sexy lump of gingosity you?

I've missed you the most
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)

:D
i'm doing ok, i've got to buy a new car, but apart from that...
( mictoboy, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)

Excellent.
Job/new life all okay then?
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)

yeah
i jsut wish the new job i applied for would hurry up and give me an interview

/building up own hopes WAAAAAY too high
( mictoboy, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)

*crosses fingers for you*
Incidentally, one of the things I have seen on here lately is you talking on the QotW about some salty deodorant thing... what is it, and where can I get some?
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)

Hello there :)

( mofaha, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)

Good 'nings, sir.
Are you well?

I've been watching the board jealously over Jessie's shoulder when I can, and I've seen some fine work posted by you... when I get my computer back I'll be able to click more often =)
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)

I'm very well thanks :)
Get yourself back on here!
( mofaha, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)

As soon as my laptop's fixed I will, I promise!
Then I just need a new job where I'm allowed to use the interwebs during work hours O_o
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)

Hello!!
How are you?
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)

Greetings!
I'm grand ta...

Apart from my lack of interwebs at the moment =/
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)

:(
Hopefully that will not be an issue for long?
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)

^ see reply to mofaha above...
*fingers crossed*
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)

Well good luck with the laptop!

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)

you get a click
and a ticket to hull
many woo sir
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)

Why thank you kindly ;)

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)

Haha, very good.
Woo
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)

=)

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)

That's actually quite brilliant
Woooooooo
( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)

Cheers =)

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)

clickety clickety coo

( Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)

Yay!

( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)

Hahahaha
The best of the few 11/9 entries I've seen.
( Afinkawan, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)