b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Star Trek » Message 8202764

[challenge entry] Captains Log


Edit: Can't believe none of you ST geeks corrected me - her name is Uhura not Uhuru - I was obviously thinking of Ayer's Rock...

From the Star Trek challenge. See all 522 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Hahahah!
"Pooh" made me lol
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)
# *winnies*


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)
# *mongys*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Still bindun though
They must have gone to the same school!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
# *Rawr*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# *tacklehugs*
Hello. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Is it bad that I'm looking forward to my stepdad leaving this weekend
because I am getting their printer-scanner for my desk?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Probably not
if you don't like him. I dunno. :/
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# It's not that I don't like him,
he's just never been family.
Well, neither is Ross...
Mum doesn't seem like family to me, either.
I don't really fit in with anyone I live with.

But it's always been like this.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# It's okay
to feel like that. I don't feel like my dad and stepmum are family a lot of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)
# I don't really have a close family.
I don't like it, I see some people who are very close, like you and mofaha seem to be.
I want something like that.

I hate feeling this distant, this cut off from everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Aw
I can understand that. I dunno, I guess like, mofaha's been there since I can remember. I don't remember living with just me and mum, though I know we did, but I remember the divorce.

*huge hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)
# *doesn't let go*
I can't remember the last time anyone hugged me.

I don't remember mum and dad's divorce.
One moment he was there, the next he wasn't.
I've spent more time alive without dad here than with.

Andy's been with is for almost 10 years now, and I never got close to him. I never got close to mum.
I'm closest to dad, but we don't talk about the past. We have, however, and it always ended in tears. And not all of them were mine.
I spend all week looking forward to seeing dad. Until recently that was all I look forward to, but now there are two other things.
Your letters, and a person I'm not going to mention, but I know you know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Gosh!
I didn't know all that. I mean, I don't get along with my mum, but I definately don't look forward to going to dad's. I used to. But now, it's just like...isolation or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Hahah, I suppose there's a lot you don't know.
I look forward to seeing dad because he acts more than my mum does to influence my life.
Mum sees me as someone who can just get on with things and doesn't need to be told how to live my life, which is alright to a point.
But I get too focused on the wrong things, and dad knows that.
He's always pushing me and giving me a hard time, and I love him for it because I know what he's doing.
I look forward to seeing him because it's different every time, and I always learn something valuable from him.
That, and he's a silly bastard who doesn't know when to stop joking :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Only if by "leaving" you mean "departing this mortal coil"
otherwise, there's nowt wrong with a bit of avarice
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Hahah, mum's divorcing him.
He's been trying to find somewhere to stay for a while now.
Mum and her boyfriend are living in the lounge, and have been for weeks. With my stepdad and his son living with us the whole time.
It's been really weird around here.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
# eep
I would describe this situation as "recipe for O_Oness"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)
# I would describe it is such, also.
I have not had a very good family life in general.
I try my hardest not to fall out with my friends, as few in number as they are.
I usually fail that, too.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
# ah well
for what it's worth, those people with the perfect families suck ass :)

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Hmm. I don't think there's such thing as a perfect family.
Maybe people try to keep up appearances, but I don't think there's any way any relationship between two people could be considered "perfect"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# it's about degrees of suck
I guess enough of the right boxes ticked to tip it over the edge into total crap :/

if I knew all the answers blaa blaa etc.. you get the idea
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Until recently, we lived in a tiny cottage.
It was so small that barely any of us could fit in any room at one time.
Once I got a computer in my room, I never left.
Mum and Stepdad were always out working, Stepbrother with his girlfriend...
Sometimes, my stepsister visited. That made six of us, without my stepbrother's girlfriend.
It was hard because we were all in close proximity, and we kept fighting.

Mum thought that the house was the problem.
Eventually we moved out.

Things were good at first, but they began to revert back to the norm.
That's when mum realised she'd been lying to herself, and her husband, for the last two years of our life.

So now it's over.
This weekend marks the end of a ten year marriage, and I know it shouldn't affect me but it does.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# any kind of change is going to affect you
what with being human and all
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# That's
not exactly the way I remember that joke.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Now you mention ..yes!
But you can't have racialism on b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# True,
but I like to be a pedantic git :)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)
# B3ta in "Offensive material on the internet" shocker
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# There's a racist version?
Why is Uhuru Brown?

Because she's an African American.
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)
# That is much less racist that the version of that joke I know.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# ha ha
"Is that shampoo?"

"No, it's the real McCoy"
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# poo jokes always make me sick.
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)
# sick jokes always make me poo

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)
# SPANG!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Just cos it always bothers me...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)
# I don't understand this one
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
# The sexeh figure hugging shiny suit is explained away as being biologically therapeutic,
kinda like a space bandage, but 6 inch heels on a borg.....?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Oh right
I thought it had some relation to the original image.

If the legitimacy of her footwear is your biggest gripe about the show I'd say you were doing pretty well
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Oh I love Voyager and her character,
but the leap from borg ugly cyborg to sexah high heeled titty whore always bothered me a bit, not very Star Trek I felt, and very 'pander to the spotty trekky hairy palmers', I'm amazed it got passed frankly...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)
# at the risk of being outed as a sad twat (too late)
the bloke who played the second in command, I can't remember his name now, but he was so sick of how crap it was he kept asking for more money in the hope that they would sack him, they kept giving him more money :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)
# i bow to his negotiating strategy
or luck
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# If it worked,
hats off to him!

I always did feel he was treading water in the show tho, this may explain why (assuming u mean Chakotay)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)
# I read about it on teh internet, like all true nerds :)
he was at some fan thing, talking about his time on voyager and was generally not speaking kindly of those that had just pissed him off

and a quick google shows he wasn't shy about saying "this is crap" :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# It was STUNNINGLY bad in teh early stages, series 1 t0 3 are mainly unwatchable,
however if you stick with it it improves as they stop being so damn desperate for viewing figures and remember to write a script that makes a modicum of sense to any vaguely able minded being, and some of the later series, in particular 4 and 5, are fantastic stuff IMO, and it became my fave Star Trek spin off.

Jerry Ryan (7 of 9) is a stunning actress and really gets to shine in this series. Shame they dressed her like a shiny bimbo really...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
# a doppler phase inducer!
that'll solve any problem!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Cathexis
Worst Episode Ever, and it was mainly a Chakotay heavy episode, and my word, it was awful, no redeeming features whatsoever, it was the Battlefield Earth of the series, srzly! :P

*edit* I think you'll find modulating the frequencies will solve any problem! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# If you mean Chakotay,
then along with the majority of Star Trek fans, I wish he had been sacked. Along with Janeway.
They were both fucking shit.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Heresy!!
Janeway was the badgers nadgers, she just suffered from the same fate as everyone else in this spin off, the early scripts were SHITE!

If you wanna see shit, see Sisko, my gawd, that man couldn't act if you payed him.

And they did.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# it's about, like,
the inherent misogyny & objectification of women needed to promote a successful show in these times, man
or maybe not. i got distracted looking at the nipples
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)
# And that!
It was just a tad too much, they could at the very least have made them platform heels so they weren't so darn 'borg dominatrix' lookin...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Dirty sanchez?
(allergic to curry, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
# holy crap
nasty :D

*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)