The iPhone killer


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(starkandy now available in spanner flavour, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)

arf!
but what about ion storms?
( pzyko, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)

Under clause 31.2.58365a
They're not covered by the warranty
(starkandy now available in spanner flavour, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)

I don't iron,
whether it's during a storm or not.
( Quim LEAK is Zombie obsessed - http://trioxin.wordpress.com/, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)

if it's raining irons the last thing you want to worry about is phonecalls
:)
( Discomeats gonna get to cement, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)

I find it mildly surprising
that I have never yet heard the patent Star Trek chirruping sound or hailing whistle on anybody's mobile phone, especially given the amount of train travel I undertake
( Ptolemy, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)

You would
had you sat next to me in the last few years...
( WiL ReallyWantsToDoAGoodCompoEntryButCantRightNow, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)

Yeah
I made one a few years back, based on "Star Trek: Enterprise"
(theSHALROTH Quick, hand me your phaser!!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)

haha
you have not heard the tones and alerts on my XDA then.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)

I went to college
...with a guy who wore a Next Generation style communicator. Every day. And used to tap it and speak.

He didn't really have many friends.
(starkandy now available in spanner flavour, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)

I bet he had loads
and he would talk to them all the time

in the cellar
( Discomeats gonna get to cement, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)

I should have clarified
He was a complete party monster, and forever in demand... it's just tragic that he was stranded from that particular dimension
(starkandy now available in spanner flavour, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)

don't you just hate those space/time anomalies
:)
( Discomeats gonna get to cement, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)

He should start an account here.
He would meet plenty of soul mates.
( The Hedgehog From Hell is recycling turmeric as we speak, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)

It puts the lotion in the basket...
they are a special breed...

( WiL ReallyWantsToDoAGoodCompoEntryButCantRightNow, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)

O_O
oh god, they could "prosper" at any moment
( Discomeats gonna get to cement, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)

Gawd I hope not,
seems unlikely frankly....
( WiL ReallyWantsToDoAGoodCompoEntryButCantRightNow, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)

I think there will be a lot of Welsh people in the new Star Trek.

( Quim LEAK is Zombie obsessed - http://trioxin.wordpress.com/, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)

My auntie was once an extra.

( ClanSoul CAR BROKE. PHONE, YES?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)

No comment...
:s
( WiL ReallyWantsToDoAGoodCompoEntryButCantRightNow, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)

I know.

( ClanSoul CAR BROKE. PHONE, YES?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)

God, I can imagine!
Did anyone ever contact him on his communicator though? That would be even more worrying....
( Ptolemy, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)

I'm sure he's still sitting in his rocking chair
gently swaying back and forth, staring at a fixed point on the wall, patiently waiting for the call.
( The Hedgehog From Hell is recycling turmeric as we speak, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)

Haha
Such ideas you now give me..
( Jahled The most heroic gerbil in Guildford, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)

www.rosswalker.co.uk/tv_sounds/sounds_files_20071111_43071896/star_trek/bridge_to_captain.wav
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)

That's quite cool.
Although I believe there are destructions floating around the interwebs on how to rebuild a toy Communicator with a BlueTooth headset inside :)
(theSHALROTH Quick, hand me your phaser!!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)

hahaha
'however implausible your location'
inspired!
( Wortal Mombat - Whistling Dixie, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)

hahaha
splendid.

i had a set of blueprints and circuit diagrams to build a working one of these.

however the range wasn't that good.

[edit]also is that the 'D' revision model?
( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)

I have no idea
It's the most suitable one Google would give me... although from memory it was a replica. Which doesn't really help, as I have no idea which model it was a replica of.
(starkandy now available in spanner flavour, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)

i was being geeky
1701-D was the ship number for the enterprise.
( Thor_sonofodin now with 37inch wide screen monitor, fuckers., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)

Bows down
to thy geekiness.
(starkandy now available in spanner flavour, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 3:22, archived)

stick an LCARS theme on it
and you've got a deal...
( finnbar ...the guy that ignores you., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)

You mean...
...like this?


(theSHALROTH Quick, hand me your phaser!!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)

I admit to having used that on my
7650's back in the day
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)

That seems unlikely...
...I created it less than three months ago.
(theSHALROTH Quick, hand me your phaser!!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)

I don't mean that picture.
I mean the Lcars theme for Symbians, or will you claim to have invented that?

Edit:// And as I recall I used to have it on my Palm OS handspring PDA probably 7-8 years ago.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)

Misunderstanding....
I thought you were referring to my image, not the Symbian Theme itself. My bad, Sorry.
(theSHALROTH Quick, hand me your phaser!!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)