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(I helped save b3ta! onephilosophy thinks there is not enough people called Withnail., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Didn't they make it to 10 in Voyager...
and were all like "whoa, we were everywhere at once, but we went nowhere" or something
(I helped save b3ta! The Sisko I hate the whole world, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Yeah
They had been watching This is Spinal Tap. They took it to 11!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost http://www.b3ta.com/links/208153, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:58, archived)
# they should've just made ten faster.
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb ohh.......angry!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)
# they did
in the original series, they manage to get to warp 14.1 at one point.. but then from Next Gen onwards, they changed the maths behind calculating the actual speed, which means that the old warp 5 is much slower than the new warp 5..

/geek
(eight, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
# *fears the level of geekdom*

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock How's My Drinking? Call: 0800 FUGGOV UBASTARD, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:25, archived)
# My god yes, there is some geekery in this world
Wikipedia's entry on warp speed has actual graphs.

Graphs!

IT'S ALL IMAGINARY, YOU FOOLS!
(The Alchemist drives a truck-boat-truck, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)
# probably!
i didnt get that far :)
(I helped save b3ta! onephilosophy thinks there is not enough people called Withnail., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)
# They turned into alligator type things
supposed to have been the future evolution of humanity or some shit.

I think.

But yeah they reached it. And went crazy.
(Ethong It began when: http://www.b3ta.com/board/8407098, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)
# did they bite?
eachother?
(I helped save b3ta! onephilosophy thinks there is not enough people called Withnail., Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:59, archived)
# ah thats right!
janeway and paris evolved into lesser creatures...
weird.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb ohh.......angry!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Ah yeah, I remember now
Voyager had been a little mental before that but it was getting a little silly at that point
(I helped save b3ta! The Sisko I hate the whole world, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Was Warp 10 fast enough
to allow them to jump a shark then?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan is trying to write some comedy for Greenbelt, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:04, archived)
# they'd already done that
but it was fast enough to make them travel back in time and jump the shark again
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!11, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan is trying to write some comedy for Greenbelt, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:07, archived)
# this
^^
(I helped save b3ta! The Sisko I hate the whole world, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)
# and the worst thing is that wasn't even in the top ten stupidest episodes of voyager
also, paris and janeway abandoned their kids on the other side of the galaxy
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!11, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:05, archived)
# The general idea of Voyager got old quickly
Oh noes! We're on our own, and everyone has technology which is rubbish, but they gang up on us and we nearly get destroyed!

Oh look, the ship was help together to gaffer tape but now we've met some friendly people we're 100% ok and back to normal.

Oh look! An entire fleet of enemy ships! This could be tricky!

/rinse and repeat
(I helped save b3ta! The Sisko I hate the whole world, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:21, archived)
# they did it in next gen too.
the one with the 'traveller'
they made it to the andromeda galaxy.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend in ur superpozitions, collapsin ur wave functionz, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)
# faster thatn Ludicrous speed?

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)
# hahaha!!
didn't warp ten make some voyager people de-evolve?

oh god i'm such a nerd...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb ohh.......angry!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 9:58, archived)
# that story line made me so mad!
THERE IS NO PREDETERMINED 'NEXT STEP' OF EVOLUTION!

TREE! NOT LADDER!
(The Alchemist drives a truck-boat-truck, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)
# [aaaah, but that depends on the timeline... ;?P]

(DrZaarlon The panspermia folks are having nerdgasms on, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)
# I'm sure the original Star Trek did warp 10 loads of times.

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan is trying to write some comedy for Greenbelt, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:06, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/8219392
(eight, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot ...erm.....nah, it's gone!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)
# He gotta biiiiiiiig face!
/Stouffer blog
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger just won Rock Band for the Xbox on Kerrang radio!, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)