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[challenge entry] In the future


Women get even more difficult to please ;)

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(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:27, archived)
# there are already milky way adverts
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:30, archived)
# you are observant but sadly you seem to have dropped your sense of humour
how are you sah?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:33, archived)
# good. i have slept all day
the all-nighter was not fun. how are you?

sorry of the lack of humour, i'm a bit hit and miss.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:40, archived)
# *hits your missus*
LOL

I am okay, went windsurfing this morning, came home, went out to Claptonista's art exhibition, he's a nice chap, came home, went to drum in a play, it's been a really long day. It feels like the windsurfing was two days ago.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:41, archived)
# DON'T
make me explain vectors to you all again. Even though I'm an hour late to the argument and full of fucking gin.

Goodnight you cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:44, archived)
# CHOKE ON YOUR OWN SICK, RUMMY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:45, archived)
# ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:55, archived)
# William Hogarth FTW.
Gin, though. Aaargh. Welcome to pain.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:51, archived)
# haha i know what a vector is you daft alky cunt
:D good night
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:08, archived)
# But this isn't the Milky Way font
it's the Milk Tray Font ;)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:35, archived)
# I doubt their W is an upside down M in the actual font,
but I might be wrong :P
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Picky, picky
Lol!
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:38, archived)
# you vile, vile cunt
*dons sunglasses indoors and huffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:45, archived)
# hahaha hello gorgeous.
Drunk a bit, have we? :P
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:58, archived)
# I'm
absolutely fucking rotten drunk tonight and looking for a fight ( but not with you )
I've spent all day trying to educate idiots how to continue stealing their cable TV now that Virgin have got clever with their hash codes and I'm at the end of my tether.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:00, archived)
# *gives a backrub*
now go choke on your own sick, rummy :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:04, archived)
# haha.
I quite like the idea of being a rummy.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:16, archived)
# chocolate is good but jewellery and a facefuck is better
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:31, archived)
# that's what she said
then I woke up :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:32, archived)
#
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:34, archived)
# VAGINA DENTATA JOYOSA!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:37, archived)
# FURTHERMORE
YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:03, archived)
# OHYEAHTHATTOO
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:05, archived)
# SALACIOUS TROUSERS.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:56, archived)
# Euripides trousers, Eumenides trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:06, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:01, archived)
# Based on your dreams,
by she do you mean you?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:40, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:42, archived)
# HAHAHA, SPACEGAY!
I have no idea to what that relates, but for some reason I just found the phrase spacegay a comical one.

Did you get round to using that tape a second time incidentally?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:45, archived)
# I've used it at least five times now.
You're actually fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:57, archived)
# You have just become unusually attached to my voice.
Well I'll probably gaz you and ask you some stuff about how it was when Morning Jeru is around, presuming that you didn't fall asleep in the same way that is, until then I'm going to sleep.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:05, archived)
# night :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Dude that is totally spacegay!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:06, archived)
# I spacegayed your mother last night.
she spacegayed all over the sheets.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:07, archived)
# watch out for the aliens anal probe, it's space gay
also, your mother, twice

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:12, archived)
# hahaha
awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:19, archived)
# BEDTIME, NETS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 1:44, archived)
# NIGHT TSSATTSSR
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:10, archived)