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(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)

Free antiques with the Daily Hate?
How well-researched!
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:56, archived)

FREE BARBARA TAYLOR BRADFORD DVD?!?!?!?!
*sprints to W H Smith*
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:57, archived)

it's an offer, not an instruction

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)

I didn't know she'd been arrested.
About bloody time, the evil mare
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)

it's the DvD that was arrested
for hate-crimes.
We should free it because it's her fault, not the DvD's.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)

Arf! I see at the top that free gifts are still going too.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)

hahaha

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)

Arf!

( Halibut ran out of time, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)

Queen of hearts commerative Faberge Dogs Egg.
only 12 monthly payments of £29.99
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)

Watch in delight as they slowly
go white, then to dust in your own home.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:09, archived)

You do realise...
That by then it will probably be rebranded to the "Daily E-mail" and suited business men floating along the hoverlators into the under maglevground to get through london whilst readind it on the inner optical display on there glasses / contact lenses.
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:18, archived)

That was a plot device in a Little Nemo comic.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Nemo

Not exactly, but damn close.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)

check out here.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=69637mM5-vM
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:04, archived)

THAT SICKENS ME!
The thought that the Daily mail might still be going in a thousand years :(
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)

But you're biased, as you work for the Guardian.

And if you could put in a word for me there, that'd be great. :)
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)

He works at the Grauniad?
But he can spell!
/1980's newspaper stereotype joke blog
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:17, archived)

I do all their artwork
and the page 7 animation
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:18, archived)

I sense lies
where is my liemonkey?
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)

Private eye joke
I remember all that, I read the Indescribablyboring these days
( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)

I told you, send a Jiffy bag of photos of
yourself frottaging a policeman and you're in.
I've lined up a cushy number as head of political analysis, that ok?
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:17, archived)

That'll be lovely.

Let me see...

Politics; all bad. Unless it's against CO2 or something.

Will that do?
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)

no no no no no
Politics: it's all lies unless you're a financial friend of the newspaper.

If someone says "CO₂" or "green" or "environment" and they aren't a friend it's "A transparently cynical smokescreen of made up figures to conceal the real damage". If they are a friend it's "A brave and controversial attempt to strike a blow against the havock wreaked on the environment by the previous administration"
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)

*takes notes*

*explains this at the interview*

*gets job*

*hates job*

*hates world*

*becomes alcoholic*
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)

don't become an alcoholic
become cynical and abusive to your fellow man. Then you'll be like a thinner, better-paid version of me.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)

hahaha!!
nice to know my great grandkids will have to still put up with that shite.
probably with alfayed instigating it all from atop his glass pyramid of terror!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)