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# damn!
now you tell me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:52, archived)
# LOSER.
I think I'm gonna have my last asbestos cigarette in a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)
# *breathes deeply without coughing*
lung power that is, lung power!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:58, archived)
# MY LUNGS ARE STEEL. STEEL AND AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 19:59, archived)
# your lungs are iron
and run on ground-up dot cotton
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Day trip round my lungs = €7.95
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:06, archived)
# *buys ticket*
*leaves sandwich crusts and coke cans in toaster's lungs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:10, archived)
# *splutters*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:18, archived)
# see? SEE?
smoking has turned your lungs into a grot spot!
/ex-smoker rant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:26, archived)
# I'm young and flexible. It'll be fine. 'cept for when I die.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 20:30, archived)