I'm not sure you're actually a trained suprise-facefun expert

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:33, archived)

I'm the manager of a consultant who advises a trained expert
Hence, the reason I'm paid loadsa money to know nothing about the subject but still pontificate on it as if I'm an authority.
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:39, archived)

pffft
good enough for me


!!!SUPRISE!!!
wham bam covered in ham
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:43, archived)