Well if we are all at it...

( benkai No fatalities at work since, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:02, archived)

Kelp is supposed to be the new superfood
I'm not convinced. I'll stick with cayke.
( Joliet agressive ducks? Are you shitting me?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:03, archived)

Kelp cayke wtih added battenburg!
its the only way forward
( The Tig and me, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)

Hmm
Kelp, dried out, ground down into a fine powder and mixed in with the dry ingredients so no-one would ever know!

Although it may give it a strange, green, tinge...
( Joliet agressive ducks? Are you shitting me?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:05, archived)

seaweed is supposed to be the new
super lube!!*

*possible lie!!
( Rev. Jesse. Gaz me for B3ta Book of the Dead...!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:07, archived)

ouch

( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)

WHY DON'T YOU USE THE GEL?

(A Vagabond loves your mum, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)

THERE'S NO TIME FOR LUBRICANT

( Joliet agressive ducks? Are you shitting me?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:11, archived)

just bang it in?

( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:15, archived)

Go for
unexpected face sex and the lack of lubricant doesn't matter.
( Joliet agressive ducks? Are you shitting me?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)

wise words

( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)

I've long since learned

( Joliet agressive ducks? Are you shitting me?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)

unwise
suprise can lead to angry nibbling
( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:25, archived)

Only if you take your time about it
*in*
*spluff*
*out*

No time for nibbling.
( Joliet agressive ducks? Are you shitting me?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)

I'm not sure you're actually a trained suprise-facefun expert

( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:33, archived)

I'm the manager of a consultant who advises a trained expert
Hence, the reason I'm paid loadsa money to know nothing about the subject but still pontificate on it as if I'm an authority.
( Joliet agressive ducks? Are you shitting me?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:39, archived)

pffft
good enough for me


!!!SUPRISE!!!
wham bam covered in ham
( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:43, archived)

strange green minge

( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:07, archived)

No silly, that cannabis your thinking of

( The Tig and me, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)

if only it were tasty

( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:11, archived)

Did someone say...

( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)

\o/

( Joe Scaramanga Faster. More Intense., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:09, archived)

Battenburg
the best of the colourful caykes!
( Joliet agressive ducks? Are you shitting me?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:12, archived)

CHILLER FONT
My boss sends his angry emails in chiller font. For some reason.
( gronkpan AUSSIES! http://aussiecultureissues.blogspot.com, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:24, archived)

It's because when he's angry
he thinks of cakes
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:26, archived)

Bastard!
I laughed out loud at that and now my boss wants to know what I'm laughing at!

You ain't seen me, right?!

*lays low for a while*
( Joliet agressive ducks? Are you shitting me?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)

*bows*

( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:36, archived)

pfffft
n00b, does he send happy ones in comic sans?
( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:35, archived)

hehe

( prodigy69, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)

In other news, the Beatles are Santanists
stargods.org/EvilBeatles.html
(A Vagabond loves your mum, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)

Bullshit most likely.
And everyone knows that satanism isn't worshiping the devil.
( Caewan brb, france/cornwall spice.co.uk/caeware, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:11, archived)

D'ya think?

(A Vagabond loves your mum, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:17, archived)

I want the surname Anger.

( Joe Scaramanga Faster. More Intense., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:11, archived)

you can have it
i'll give you a pound towards the legal costs
( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:18, archived)

hahahahahaha
whatalot of shite
( brianftang, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:12, archived)

pffft
this guy needs to polish his tin foil hat
( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:17, archived)

This is all true

( The Tig and me, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)

The facts don't stand up to any kind of scrutiny...
Big surprise.
" The Beatles' album was dedicated to satanist Aleister Crowley. It was released 20 years, nearly to the day, after Crowley's death in 1947. The title song with the lyrics, "It was twenty years ago today..." "

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, released on 1 June 1967

Aleister Crowley Died 1 December 1947

Almost to the day give or take 6 months!
(quiltypig, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:26, archived)

I know I love it.
I'm going to start quoting that fact to people.
(A Vagabond loves your mum, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:33, archived)

Wait a minute...
6 months exactly. After John Lennon was shot by a Satanist, there were only 3 Beatles. Number 6, 3 times. It all makes sense now!
(quiltypig, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:35, archived)