Funny, but...
I am so fucking glad I saw it before I logged in from work in the morning. Now I know not to look at b3ta all day tomorrow. Cheers, you cunt, I might actually have to do some work now!
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:07, archived)

Two hours and it'll be off the bottom of the screen
No fears
(boris the spider, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)

I am imagining the dreadful words 'pearoast for dayshift'

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)

Hmmmm
This may well happen. Lucky my monitor's well away from anyone who might see.

Except when people come to see me. Like a pretty girl I've arranged to have a tea break with. Hmmm. Oh well, she'll survive seeing Yoko's cock.
(boris the spider, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)

pretty girls and tea?
you can't go wrong
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:16, archived)

Damn right
Even Yoko's cock can't spoil things.
(boris the spider, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)

hahaha

( M3Essential - three chords and the truth, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)

that's not my M.O.
post it and move on. Occasional in a thread if it's relevant.
( M3Essential - three chords and the truth, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)

repost it at 2pm British time tomorrow


/demon on shoulder blog
(boris the spider, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)

Yes Master!


/easily influenced
( M3Essential - three chords and the truth, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:17, archived)

good boy...
(boris the spider, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)

True.
But I get very bored and flick through the archived stuff as well, at least I know how far back to go now! Although it is naked Friday tomorrow, so I should be okay.
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)

oh hush you big gayer
if b3ta is that scary then you should probably not be looking at it whilst at work anyway, right?
( M3Essential - three chords and the truth, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)

I've always been bemused
by the concept of looking at b3ta whilst at work. Even if I could, I'm too fucking busy doing actual work to do so. What to the rest of you lazy fuckers actually do all day?

edit: that wasn't an invitation to reply to this thread and tell the internet what your job is, by the way. Nobody gives a fuck. It was a rhetorical question.
( The Hedgehog From Hell lalalalala, I can't see you, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)

on days when i'm programming:
1) little edit to program.
2) recompile
3) run
4) go back after a minute and see a crash
5) give up for three minutes in despair

rinse and repeat for eight hours, dicking on the internet during compile time, run time and despair time

on days when i'm not progamming:
1) two lines of a derivation
2) dick around on the internet for a minute to avoid madness

rinse and repeat for eight hours.



edit: i realise this wasn't an invitation but i'm a self-obsessed nerd
(boris the spider, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)

Lunch breaks

( hanke fuck it, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:32, archived)

edit: you do know it is an actual album cover, right?
( M3Essential - three chords and the truth, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:45, archived)