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( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)

*click*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)

I never knew she was a Thai Lady Boy until I stumbled across this pic whilst erm.. researching

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)

Have you seen her now?
She looks like a Japanese gay 60 year old.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)

so, sexy as all hell is what you're saying

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)

To you, maybe.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)

YES!

( Rapitinui invisible go-kart on fire, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)

NSFW
but bloody funny.
( KittyVomit Redsushi did not kill jacko! lmao!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)

nudity vs pornography
 
WHO WILL WIN
( Rapitinui invisible go-kart on fire, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)

Hitler

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)

a worm in your apple

( Agent Muu any port in a storm!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)

Rape

( OldWhit, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

I think they're at their best when they work together.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)

Who is the referee?

( BargeArse is now blowing it out your Art!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)

HARRY HILL

( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)

That bald guy who refs everything

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)

John Reid?

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:07, archived)

That's the badger!*


*may not in fact be the badger
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)

I'm gonna make a badge
that says "MAY NOT BE BADGER" and send it to John Reid to wear
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)

Telly Savalas?

( kaydup, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)

Britney Spears?

( Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)

That's the badger!*


*may not in fact be the badger
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)

fuck, I better make a whole batch

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)

5. profit!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)

oh christ
rule 34
(Sticky Label, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)

NSFW
I do not want to see that man's cock.
Or that woman's.
( ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)

Please compo that sentence.

( Dekionplexis 333 Brown envelopes, smiles and handshakes, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)

Hahah excellent.
Have a disgusted *click* :)
( mofaha, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)

And that reminds me

( mofaha, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)

Shopped pics only
She's a winkie-woman!
( kinks Who Is Virgilio Anderson?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)

pfffft
nice one
( lordsaccharine has dill, not a lot else, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)

yoko doesnt have nice tits
i could of done without knowing that
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)

come on
lovely big nipples

nom nom nom
( lordsaccharine has dill, not a lot else, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)

They look like if you lifted them up they'd slap back on her chest with a 'Fwanpk' noise

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)

Newsflash: women do not stay under 25 forever.
Turn gay or realise the fact that what you've got between your legs is hardly pretty.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)

haha, very true, but i think i'll wait till im over 25 till i start sleeping with them
i still dont like yokos boobs
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)

That's alright, she told me she thinks you're a cunt.
So everybody's happy.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)

Thats alright then!

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)

well, that's your opinon. Mine's a fucking right looker

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)

*demands proof*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)

I'll show you mine, etc. etc.

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)

I know the Capn is a fine looking lady
but I doubt she has a penos
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)

Not a flesh one. No.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)

concrete?
jelly?
congealed gravy?
lego?
kapok?

etc
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)

Pins, macrame and old copies of the radio times.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)

haha
+10
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)

\o/
If I had a willy it'd be terrific. I often wonder what it'd be like. I imagine ace, but I don't know how you lot walk about with giblets and trousers and allsorts to consider.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:16, archived)

I dunno
I've been wearing my girlfriend's knickers today, they're actually quite comfortable
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:19, archived)

Are they lacy ones or comfy ones?
I am wearing my own knickers.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)

lacy black ones

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)

Hahaha if they're boyshorts
you and I are wearing matching pants.

edit: these are boyshorts www.sexyundergear.com/susyboyshorts1small.JPG
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)

haha
yes they are, and yes we are, in that case
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:25, archived)

Should we fight crime or something?
Also- why are you wearing them, if you don't mind me asking?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)

heheh
mine are all in the wash - except for the ones which have mysteriously gone missing
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:29, archived)

I knew it'd
be for that reason.

I've started to buy too much underwear, I've got to stop it for a bit now.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)

I have to disagree.
Obviously not about your girlfriend's knickers, but you know what I mean.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)

With him not knowing?
I disagree also. He's up to something, obviously.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)

She has,
but it's attached to Manwife
( Seventh "Oh, cry me a fucking river, Barry!", Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)

Who is attached to the sofa.
Which is all of the metre and a bit away.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)

Excellent.
Get a move on then.


etc?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)

hahaha splendid work madam
now gaz me a reply or I'll think you hated it*

*not my cock of course, which is lush, but the 'thing' from yesterday
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)

Oh I haven't... hang on.
Send. Cock. Please.


Come on, someone should.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)

*Yoko's cock was bigger than that*

( Dekionplexis 333 Brown envelopes, smiles and handshakes, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)

Haha, shitting Christ!
Give penis a chance!
(Dai Hard will be seeing you endlessly, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)

NSFTMW!!!
Not Safe For The Modern World!

But nobody cared back then and neither do I!

SHE HAS A COCK TOO!!! *snort!*
( WiL the arse pirate says 'Yarrrse!', Thu 17 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)

Hi cockalorum!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)

Hahahahaha
BIG click for that
( Fishcat, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)

do the tits too!

( StickFigureNinja doesn't have a dying liver, rejoice!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)

It's all the same in the dark.

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)

hahahaah, no truer a word ever said

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)

I love it.
Finally the truth is revealed.

*Clicks
( BargeArse is now blowing it out your Art!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)

obviously
i think this is superb!
*applauds*
( mushybees, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)

Sweet jesus!!
It's taken me nearly 10 minutes to stop laughing and type something! Absolute class...
(Charlie Baked Potato, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:07, archived)

Funny, but...
I am so fucking glad I saw it before I logged in from work in the morning. Now I know not to look at b3ta all day tomorrow. Cheers, you cunt, I might actually have to do some work now!
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:07, archived)

Two hours and it'll be off the bottom of the screen
No fears
(boris the spider, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)

I am imagining the dreadful words 'pearoast for dayshift'

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)

Hmmmm
This may well happen. Lucky my monitor's well away from anyone who might see.

Except when people come to see me. Like a pretty girl I've arranged to have a tea break with. Hmmm. Oh well, she'll survive seeing Yoko's cock.
(boris the spider, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)

pretty girls and tea?
you can't go wrong
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:16, archived)

Damn right
Even Yoko's cock can't spoil things.
(boris the spider, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)

hahaha

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)

that's not my M.O.
post it and move on. Occasional in a thread if it's relevant.
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)

repost it at 2pm British time tomorrow


/demon on shoulder blog
(boris the spider, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)

Yes Master!


/easily influenced
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:17, archived)

good boy...
(boris the spider, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)

True.
But I get very bored and flick through the archived stuff as well, at least I know how far back to go now! Although it is naked Friday tomorrow, so I should be okay.
( Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)

oh hush you big gayer
if b3ta is that scary then you should probably not be looking at it whilst at work anyway, right?
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)

I've always been bemused
by the concept of looking at b3ta whilst at work. Even if I could, I'm too fucking busy doing actual work to do so. What to the rest of you lazy fuckers actually do all day?

edit: that wasn't an invitation to reply to this thread and tell the internet what your job is, by the way. Nobody gives a fuck. It was a rhetorical question.
( The Hedgehog From Hell hey, "pirates" sounds like "pi rates" or pie rats", Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)

on days when i'm programming:
1) little edit to program.
2) recompile
3) run
4) go back after a minute and see a crash
5) give up for three minutes in despair

rinse and repeat for eight hours, dicking on the internet during compile time, run time and despair time

on days when i'm not progamming:
1) two lines of a derivation
2) dick around on the internet for a minute to avoid madness

rinse and repeat for eight hours.



edit: i realise this wasn't an invitation but i'm a self-obsessed nerd
(boris the spider, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)

Lunch breaks

( hanke, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:32, archived)

edit: you do know it is an actual album cover, right?
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:45, archived)

er she has a willy....
*clicks for the hell of it*
( Kaydie has just bought her first car! woo!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:26, archived)

hahahahahahahaha
oh god
( Mushroom http://treblethink.blogspot.com, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:36, archived)

Ahahahahaha
But John smaller.

(click)
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)

NSFW :<
Artistic Nudity is nudity none the less!
(cactusrob, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 7:51, archived)

hahahahahahha!

( drbroon snoogins, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 8:45, archived)

hahahaha, that's a winner and no mistake

( The Great Architect www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/20135, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 9:28, archived)

Arpy B3ta day

( Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)

:)

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

that his horrible and brilliant all at the same time
I'd stick around and praise you more but I have to go barf...
( naD, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)

hahaha splendid!~

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 18:32, archived)

Late, I know,
but fuck that's good.
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 20:23, archived)

cheers!~

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 23:30, archived)

Yoko's is bigger too

( Tofor Tofor, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)

It's funny because it's true.

( Grampa, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 5:36, archived)