She has,
but it's attached to Manwife
( Seventh "Oh cry me a fucking river, Barry!", Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)

Who is attached to the sofa.
Which is all of the metre and a bit away.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)