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[challenge entry] is it a bird? is it a.. oh you know the rest.

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(I helped save b3ta! hanrahan, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 15:48, archived)
# oh my look at his super cute boots!
awwwwwwwww
(pussycat, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 15:48, archived)
# thats great!
but isnt that Batmans calling sign?
/pedant

do you reckon Batman ever missed a calling when he was on the shitter or on the job or anything
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 15:51, archived)
# well yeah...

but i did put a rat in the searchlight!
(I helped save b3ta! hanrahan, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 15:52, archived)
# sorry, i didnt word that too well
still ace though!

*demands more flying animals cos they're ace*
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Didn't it
used to shine out of his arse anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 15:53, archived)
# I always wondered
how he managed to conceal the true purpose of the batcave from the builders. What excuse did he use?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 15:53, archived)
# he simply killed and ate them
once the job was done. Of course that was 7 years after they said it would be finished, and 75% over budget.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 15:55, archived)
# So you want
a batmobile with a moving platform for it? Ooooh that's going to cost ya mate
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 15:58, archived)
# Don't forget
the bloody great batman spotlights on top of Wayne Manor in Batman Returns - nothing like shouting your secret identity from the rooftops, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 15:59, archived)
# after years of education, training in martial arts and changing
Alfred's bag, he spent several years at Harrow Building College and did it himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 16:06, archived)
# i love the lights in that original pic
it's just so perfectly emotive.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 15:53, archived)