PAH!There’s a type of cheese you don’t need a grater
you keep it in your refridgerator
it’s not really a cheese it’s a residue
ah but a residue that’s good for you.
Cottage cheese cottage cheese
try it once and then you’ll agree
that cottage cheese cottage cheese
is the only cheese guaranteed to please.
I think it’s the only cheese that lives in the tub.
What about Dairylea? Yes right enough.
But I think it’s the only cheese that’s pure and white.
What about Wensleydale?
Yes or Cheddarie Light.
That’s right.
Cottage cheese cottage cheese
try it once and then you’ll agree
that cottage cheese cottage cheese
is the only cheese guaranteed to please.
(you keep it in your refridgerator
it’s not really a cheese it’s a residue
ah but a residue that’s good for you.
Cottage cheese cottage cheese
try it once and then you’ll agree
that cottage cheese cottage cheese
is the only cheese guaranteed to please.
I think it’s the only cheese that lives in the tub.
What about Dairylea? Yes right enough.
But I think it’s the only cheese that’s pure and white.
What about Wensleydale?
Yes or Cheddarie Light.
That’s right.
Cottage cheese cottage cheese
try it once and then you’ll agree
that cottage cheese cottage cheese
is the only cheese guaranteed to please.
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:54,
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But there's a darker side to cottage cheese, and here's Bob to tell you......VOODOO!!!
I loved the smell of Reeves & Mortimer
(I loved the smell of Reeves & Mortimer
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:03,
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