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# He's not Muslim.
He's an non-denominational suicide bomber.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:07, archived)
# those fucking non-denominational suicide bombers
with their radial gradient filled faces. being all non religion specific. taking our jobs.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Twenty years man and boy I was bombing, now I'm redundant thanks to them!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)
# I saw an ace t-shirt the other day (in the lock); it said :
"Don't Panic, I'm Islamic!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:14, archived)
# I've got one that says
"I'm a Jew, but don't worry, I don't really control the media, nor am I involved in some nefarious scheme to manipulate the world's money markets."

It's not as catchy.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Manipulate away, I say. It can't make things any worse, surely.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:20, archived)
# it surely can.
prime example: political life in italy.
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Oh, I meant the money markets, but Italy is a bit fucked with its gerontocracy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)