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# Transport for London
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)
# I don't
believe them.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)
# 'specially not the last one
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Ah, so that's what Bod is upto these days.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)
# those fucking muslims
with their radial gradient filled faces.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Ha
Ha
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:06, archived)
# he's muslim?
i thought he had a hankie on his head and a really bad fake tan - oops
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:06, archived)
# classic mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)
# He's not Muslim.
He's an non-denominational suicide bomber.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:07, archived)
# those fucking non-denominational suicide bombers
with their radial gradient filled faces. being all non religion specific. taking our jobs.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Twenty years man and boy I was bombing, now I'm redundant thanks to them!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)
# I saw an ace t-shirt the other day (in the lock); it said :
"Don't Panic, I'm Islamic!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:14, archived)
# I've got one that says
"I'm a Jew, but don't worry, I don't really control the media, nor am I involved in some nefarious scheme to manipulate the world's money markets."

It's not as catchy.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Manipulate away, I say. It can't make things any worse, surely.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:20, archived)
# it surely can.
prime example: political life in italy.
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Oh, I meant the money markets, but Italy is a bit fucked with its gerontocracy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)
# i didn't read the "up" bit on the guy on the lefts tshirt and i thought he borrowed it from the woman on the right
pfft chavs
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)
# hahaha
I thought about that too!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)
# wow
these benetton ads get weirder and weirder
(LIMES, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:07, archived)
# The originals, for those who don't live in London.
www.tfl.gov.uk/tfl/corporate/projectsandschemes/communityandeducation/asb/default.aspx
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)
# I like the pink emo one.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)
# you mean somebody designed those characters..
for money ?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:12, archived)
# They wrote
a ten minute advert for them too.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Ha!
What behaviour annoys you the most?

-Smelly food
-Playing music too loud
-Not offering seats
-Dropping litter
-Talking loudly on mobiles
-MAKING PROPAGANDA POSTERS FOR THE GOVERNMENT
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)
# it's hardly propaganda
it might be a bit cack-handed but it's merely inviting people to be more considerate of others when using public transport, and that can only be a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Suppose.
Maybe I'm thinking of the posters I saw in a maternity ward warning of the terrible dangers to babies of bottle feeding.

It is like propaganda, in that it is the marketing of ideas. Advertising good behaviour.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)
#
You're average tube traveller needs constanty reminded of how not to be a cunt. It'd work better if it was done by people with megaphones and a penchant for swearing and shouting.

"LET PEOPLE OF THE FUCKING TRAIN FIRST YOU IGNORANT CUNT"

just as an example.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)
# I fully endorse this method.
Also,

"WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STANDING AT THE BASE OF THE STAIRS, HAVING A CONVERSATION, YOU TIT?!"

could be applied to many public situations.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)
# I quite often want to shout
IT'S FUCKING RUSH HOUR, LET'S SEE SOME FUCKING RUSHING!

but I'm an impatient cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:59, archived)
# or perhaps
'WHY THE FUCK DID YOU JUST STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CORRIDOR, WITH AN ENTIRE CITY OF PEOPLE BEHIND YOU, FOR NO GOD DAMN REASON?'

although i've come to the conclusion that people in london aren't rude, they're just stupid. and when there's that many stupid people in one place it comes across as rudeness.
(quibble, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)
# If I'm close enough
I just walk into people who stop. I'll make no real effort to get out of the way, or to slow down (thereby annoying the people behind me).
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 7:46, archived)
# I always said...
...that my first car would be a beaten ol' bag o' shite, for just that reason.
(misanthrope is so adjective he's verbing nouns!, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Trains
remove rails, apply tarmac add 1500 cars containing at least 4 people, for every train containing 4 people
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)
# It's amazing, isn't it?
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)
# It makes me cry
all the effort people like you and me put into our work and get nowhere and then people get paid silly money for reproducing bod-a-likes.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)
# what a waste of money
edit : *puts umbrella up*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:12, archived)
# pfff
they don't actually think that's going to make people act any better, do they?
(LIMES, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)
# The only way would be to inspire people through terror, I think I had an adequate David Niven poster to that effect somewhere.
Although unfortunately he looks like Steve Coogan for some reason.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:22, archived)
# they do have the cold dead eyes
of vector work done an early version of paint shop pro.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)
# yep
that would do it.
(LIMES, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)
# ahah!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)
# it's a rip off
bod isn't in that film at all
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)
# RIS-be-gone!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Sun 27 Apr 2008, 16:28, archived)
# When I find out
who nicked my New York Yankees baseball cap that I bought at the stadium I will stab them in the face. Hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)
# splendid

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:34, archived)
# ace.
i think you maybe need to arrange them vertically in a 280px wide version, for FP-ability. i want this on the FP :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)
# As you wish:
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)
# can't wait for the day....
... I get a tube train all to myself. It will have to be a big ripping fart to manage it though...
(Ribbo Plays poker better than he gets women., Sun 27 Apr 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Ah yes. The anti-Chinese tube campaign
The anti-Chinese tube campaign

(moistness, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 19:30, archived)
# That's so considerate of them =)
Well made!
(I helped save b3ta! Xenctuary ~xenc., Mon 28 Apr 2008, 1:40, archived)
# And here's the thread from the beginning:
www.b3ta.com/board/8323535#post8323599
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 8:40, archived)
# is the one in the middle an American?
or just an all-purpose waste-of-flesh?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)
# It's a chav.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I hate those ads
One of the best FPs in a long while. *Clicks*
(LokiMD, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 20:44, archived)
# That's the London Bash right there
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Way off
one of these people apparently has a sex life!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)
# ahhhh! fair point!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)
# hey!
i'm going to the london bash and i've got a sex life!
it may be a bit poorly right now, but i've still got one, honest
(LIMES, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)
# London bashes are always 100% sex!

Definitely sexiest b3tans of all.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)
# yay!
i'll make sure to take my "special" underwear!
(LIMES, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 16:00, archived)
# "special" as in absent?
I may have to re-reschedule and come after all...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 16:04, archived)
# unfortunate phrase to use there...
or was it...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)
# haha woo!
make stickers and SUBVERT
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)
# I misunderstood the middle chap's headphone canle
and thought it was rob.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 15:49, archived)
# I thought that too!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Haha.
I won't leave bum dung on your sidewalk.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)
# can i stab the one in the middle in the face
after looking at him funny?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Why do Tourist emos choose to meet each other at the top of the escalator at Camden Town?
When I am trying to escape the madness as quickly as possible
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 19:19, archived)