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# HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!
 

 
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 5:53, archived)
# DANCE, LITTLE ONE, DANCE!


AND BTW

OMFG!!!!! DOMO IS ON TV RIGHT NOW!!!!
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 5:56, archived)
# O.. rly?
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 5:56, archived)
# ya rly
i'm at home doing school holidays. spongebob just before, now domo.

happy times
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 5:57, archived)
# excellent.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 6:00, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 5:56, archived)
# AIR CLAP!
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 5:56, archived)
# CROTCH CLAP!
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 5:59, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 6:47, archived)
# PUMP IT.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 7:21, archived)
# *pumps crotch claps in ass*
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 8:16, archived)
# yay
very nice!


(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 6:25, archived)
# well I gotta thank you for the source image.
the possibilities are endless..

I MEAN, THERE'S THE WHOLE OTHER HALF OF THE PICTURE FOR ONE THING, AND IT'S GOT A FREAKIN' NUN IN IT
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 6:27, archived)
# I CAN SEE IT NOW
SHES PLAYING THE SAXAPHONE
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 6:28, archived)
# Thanks
I found it in an article about about, 'how the media doesn't report his good deeds'

I guess midget veteran accordion players need attention?
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 7:10, archived)
# HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 7:11, archived)
# I love sites like that. You always can find a laugh or two at the/their madness.
"Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians.
It's no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress,
the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and
discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today.
More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history."
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 7:18, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 7:20, archived)
# I'm still waiting for the sound of the jaw and floor.
Perhaps another, illustrated, might accelerate that...

PoLOLticks!
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 7:25, archived)
# BUTTSECKS?!
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 7:28, archived)
# Caused 9/11
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 7:35, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 7:48, archived)
# VERILY
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 8:01, archived)
# Yes.
One of their better efforts. Assbunny level.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 8:31, archived)
# Fucking hell I hate a victim mentality.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 8:55, archived)
# Sorry I'm TJing.
Grrr fucking ingrates! At my hostel people stay in the centre of London for £18 per night. With
that they get a full breakfast, WIFI, free talkign tour, free beer or shot on check in, hot and cold drinks, we have the full Sky package and do
other free things besides.
Yet some little shite decides to put this down as
a review - 'Also it advertises MIlo being available - this is a lie! It is ovaltein in a Milo tin.'
How pathetic not only come up with such a concept, but with if I did? I don't
but it's a free fucking drink!!!
/END RANT
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 6:29, archived)
# YOU'RE NOT SORRY.
 
BUT YOU DO HAVE A RIGHT TO BE INDIGNANT, AND INDEED, CONSUMED WITH A FURIOUS ANGER
I RECOMMEND GIVING THEM FREE WARFRIN IN AN OVALTINE TIN, THAT'LL SORT IT
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 6:33, archived)
# I'M NOT SURE WHETHER SUSPICIOUS DEATHS ARE GOOD FOR BUSINESS, BUT AT LEAST THEY WON'T COMPLAIN ANY MORE.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 6:34, archived)
# Actually I sent them a photo of the refil we use
And informed them by calling us a liar in the public domain she had committed defamation of
character and unless she contacted the booking agency in question and retracted it she'd be
hearing from the company lawyers.:P
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 6:35, archived)
# BITCH GOT SERVED.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 6:36, archived)
# Yeah well I also, next to her many spelling mistakes, bracketted the correct spelling.
Then explained that she obvioulsy was very well travelled, or at least hadn't paid much attention if she had (she was a backpacker:P) as Milo is available round the world and each recipe is different, a lot of Australians seem to think it's just an Aussie drink.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 6:40, archived)
# YOU USE WORDS.
THERE ARE SEVERAL OF THEM IN ONE POST.

'COCKGOBLINS' WAS NOT ONE OF THEM. PLSFXKBAI.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 6:36, archived)
# I did too use cockgoblins!
It was just spelt with a silent cockgoblins!
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 6:42, archived)
# Ah oui, ze silent cock..
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 6:48, archived)
# silent, but deadly!
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 7:06, archived)
# ALORS
 

 
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 7:10, archived)
# Surprise sex is teh sexah sex!
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 7:12, archived)
# no, it's rape.
 
which is desperately unsexy, I find.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 7:18, archived)
# O RLY?
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 9:07, archived)
# also, I can't think of any hostels in my town that give you a free beer.
 
INGRATES.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 6:37, archived)
# FOr that price you normally get a bed and toast or cereal for breakfast.
At my place you get a full continental with fresh coffee.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 6:41, archived)
# care to name your hostel
even if through the medium of mime. for if i ever visit london.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 6:43, archived)
# Silly mastercorner
If I hadn't have named it, how would people find it!
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 6:44, archived)
# that was disgusting. you should be ashamed.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 6:46, archived)
# The ninja was too;p
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 6:47, archived)
# i'll be honest
i seem to have missed something somewhere
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 6:58, archived)
# Yes
Yes you have.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 7:09, archived)
# AAAAH!
I STAYED AT RIVERGHOST'S HOSTEL AND IT WAS SMELLY AND SOMEONE STOLS MY LAXATIVES AND THERE WAS A SCARY PICTURE ON THE WALL THAT HAD EYES THAT MOVED AND THE TOILET PAPER WASN'T SOFT ENOUGH AND I SAW AN INSECT ON THE STREET NEAR IT AND THEY SHOW SKY!
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 8:16, archived)
# _o/
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 6:32, archived)
# hehheheh.
 
one of my students has the family name Miao (at least, as it's rendered in English)..
you can imagine what I have to suppress every time I see her name
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 6:34, archived)
# Asking her if she's like to give your blackboard cleaner a good buffing?
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 6:36, archived)
# OH PLEASE BLACKBOARDS ARE SO WEB 1.0.
 
more the urge to lean over the counter and go "MIIIIIIAAAAAOOOOOOOOWWWWW?"
yiff yiff
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 6:39, archived)
# You're so last Tuesday week!
Blackboard cleaners are the new Tapioka 2.0!
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 6:43, archived)
# HOW DO YOU START A PUDDING RACE
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 6:46, archived)
# Ready, Steady, go!
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 6:47, archived)
# <foreign words for cat>
Did you know that Chinese for cat is "Mao". And Finnish for cat is "Kissa".

/foreign words for cat
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 9:25, archived)
# i think
this should be on the front page.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 7:01, archived)
# i think
 
IT'S TOO GOOD FOR THE CUNTING FRONT PAGE
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 7:07, archived)
# I mean besides the complimentary noob FP (a practice I still endorse)
it's all pish at the moment.

PIIIISSSSHHHH.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 7:10, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THE CURSE! THE CURSE!
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 7:13, archived)
# I'm tempted now to animate the accordion, too
 
but I kinda like the fact that he's NOT playing it
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 7:17, archived)
# *giggles*
You said 'playing with it'
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 7:25, archived)
# Yes
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 7:38, archived)
# very nice indeed
and clicked accordianly.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 8:04, archived)
# that sad fucker probably LIKES accordion 'music'.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 8:12, archived)
# HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 8:17, archived)
# let's all polka with karla homolka!
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 8:22, archived)
#
 

 
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 8:29, archived)
# that picture is sex.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 8:30, archived)
# DOMINATION DANCE PARTY!!
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 8:32, archived)
# hahaha
looks like Tom Hanks
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 10:06, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 8:49, archived)
# OH FUCKING HELL YES.
Fucking IT cunts fucking with my websurfing at work.

I HAD TO COME HOME TO SEE THIS WONDER. MY WONDER WAS DELAYED BY THEM.

DEAR IT DEPARTMENT, MY GRIEVANCE IS AS FOLLOWS:

Delayed wonder.
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 8:52, archived)
# hi there, can i interest you in a proxy?
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 8:55, archived)
# Does it show pictures hosted on b3ta?
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 9:23, archived)
# this is so excellent, words fail me
clicked!
(, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 9:01, archived)