Awww, it's good that you're an equal opportunites purchaser of tools.

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 2 May 2008, 13:08, archived)

I have a plaque in my office that says so

( Mrs Trellis Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Fri 2 May 2008, 13:10, archived)

your office?
is that what you call it now?
( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Fri 2 May 2008, 13:15, archived)

"No, I call it Nigel actually."

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 2 May 2008, 13:18, archived)

office orifice
( Sir Wobbly Bloke - has been Knighted by teh ClanSoul, on, Fri 2 May 2008, 13:19, archived)

"Cor! She's a busy girl!
She's got three working offices"
( Joliet thinks Wall.E is just a mechanical Womble, Fri 2 May 2008, 13:25, archived)

plaque plague?
( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Fri 2 May 2008, 13:27, archived)

hot WHAT?
( Sir Wobbly Bloke - has been Knighted by teh ClanSoul, on, Fri 2 May 2008, 13:28, archived)

Hahahaha
Have a special - if somewhat damp - snake:


(A Vagabond loves your mum, Fri 2 May 2008, 13:11, archived)

Is he pretending to be a cock ring?
Admittedly it wouldn't be the most advisable idea to have the mouth right next to your shaft.
(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Fri 2 May 2008, 13:13, archived)

I don't know - probably.
I agree - I don't think I'd want a snake mouth anywhere near my snake.
(A Vagabond loves your mum, Fri 2 May 2008, 13:14, archived)

you have to make sure to ask them
not to use teeth
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Fri 2 May 2008, 13:18, archived)