( Zank Frappa, Wed 7 May 2008, 3:05, archived)

Considering your previous work,
you could do better.
( charliedontsurf, Wed 7 May 2008, 3:29, archived)

Are you tonight's Guest Arsehole?

( Cockweasle Snarn, Wed 7 May 2008, 3:37, archived)

TONIGHT MATTHEW, I'LL BE CRITICISING PEOPLE AND TOUCHING KIDS.

( Rapitinui kick it out of me gently, Wed 7 May 2008, 3:54, archived)

AND TONIGHT MATHEW, I'll BE CRITICISING THE QUALITY OF THE PERSONAL ABUSE AND THE KID TOUCHING

( Discomeats gonna get to cement, Wed 7 May 2008, 4:00, archived)

meh...

( Zank Frappa, Wed 7 May 2008, 6:10, archived)

Ouch!
An occupation with serious hazard. I'm thinking Morrisey.
( cowcat Proud member of the Coalinga Youth Hospice, Wed 7 May 2008, 3:35, archived)