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( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Wed 7 May 2008, 3:05, archived)

Considering your previous work,
you could do better.
( charliedontsurf, Wed 7 May 2008, 3:29, archived)

Are you tonight's Guest Arsehole?

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Wed 7 May 2008, 3:37, archived)

TONIGHT MATTHEW, I'LL BE CRITICISING PEOPLE AND TOUCHING KIDS.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 7 May 2008, 3:54, archived)

AND TONIGHT MATHEW, I'll BE CRITICISING THE QUALITY OF THE PERSONAL ABUSE AND THE KID TOUCHING

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Wed 7 May 2008, 4:00, archived)

meh...

( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Wed 7 May 2008, 6:10, archived)

Ouch!
An occupation with serious hazard. I'm thinking Morrisey.
( cowcat Darling fascist bullyboy., Wed 7 May 2008, 3:35, archived)