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[challenge entry] In Trouble... We'll 'Ave it Sorted!

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(Scary, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:32, archived)
# from left to right...
would, would, wouldn't ,wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:33, archived)
# which is the second would to
cat or her daughter?
btw i'd ave er dawta ;)
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:34, archived)
# I use
the 'left eye vs the vertical axis' method...
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:36, archived)
# lol
..
/me dumbass
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:38, archived)
# what about all at once?
i knew you would.

(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:34, archived)
# 2 pints
and 3 paper bags and i would
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:36, archived)
# 3 paper bags?
can't you just buy a condom you cheap bastard?

:0)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:38, archived)
# hahaha
bet he's a student....
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:39, archived)
# indeed
i am, u are to tho are u not dan?
+ we get free condoms from our union, being a student is great
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:41, archived)
# I'm at Loughborough
We only got one free condom. They must have low expectations of us here...
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:43, archived)
# no they want u lot to breed like rabbits
they want u guys to make super-sporty kiddies to rule the world of sport :D
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:45, archived)
# I'm not sporty
I'm a pie merchant!
There's a few of us here despite the propganda...
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:46, archived)
# yeah
that may be but am scared cos there are more sports halls then lecture theatres @ lufbra
*FACT*
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:48, archived)
# Yes
and many of us are not worthy of any of them.
I do drink Mild and eat Pies
100% fact
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:51, archived)
# then u sir
are a damn fine example of a student 8D
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:54, archived)
# not quite
I am a real ale fanatic...
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:59, archived)
# bastard students
it's my hard work, my sweat and tears that enables you to piss away your money on drugs!





because i'm a drug dealer :0)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:44, archived)
# free condoms
I got free condoms when I was a student...
....still got them in fact :(
(Scary, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:45, archived)
# .
suggests getting out more
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:46, archived)
# ...
Got several hundred kids though
(Scary, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:50, archived)
# are u
catholic.........?
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:53, archived)
# ..
no, just forgetful
(Scary, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 1:02, archived)
# ;-)
with faces like that two of em need bags on their heads and i need on in case their's fall off
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:40, archived)
# You know you've dated worse....
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:41, archived)
# indeed, i have
still doesn't make em any prettier tho does it
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:42, archived)
# depends mate
after erm, a dry spell. your standards tend to drop.
Given enough time, i'd wager you'd shag a hole in a tramps sweater.

:0)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:45, archived)
# Who told you?
I mean ermm...... oh what a giveaway...
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:47, archived)
# didn't even have to give u a cushion
or a cup of tea to get that out of you, u are a weak one dan
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:49, archived)
# hehehe
so where are you then?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:51, archived)
# me?
university of leicester
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:52, archived)
# wahey
just up the road!
I'll be in Molly O-Grady's from 8:45 onwards next tuesday with me fiddle
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:56, archived)
# who told me!?
I WAS THAT TRAMP!

still, i was thirsty...
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:52, archived)
# hehe
yeauch. Oh well, I think there were no security cameras around there
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:57, archived)
# I would..
..n't


......Mingers, all of them
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:34, archived)