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[challenge entry] Trailer Park Adventures
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(wiganer, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 11:53, archived)
# If you cut his mullet
he will lose all power
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 11:54, archived)
# A bit like
Michael Bolton?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 11:57, archived)
# Michael Bolton
Is invincible. Not even hair cutting will diminish his power. Kneel before Bolton!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 11:59, archived)
# What about ceramic technology
straightening tongs?
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 12:00, archived)
# The days of Bolton's evil reign
are numbered. A new mullet rides from the East, known to some as Beck'ham
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 12:01, archived)
# What if
we fired one of them smart bombes up his arse?

It's worth a try, surely...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 12:03, archived)
# I pity you fools!
This is the last chance for you to join with the Mighty Michael before his ascent to world domination begins in earnest. His followers will be rewarded, doubters will be punished most severely. Praise be the Bolton and his inimitable beauty,

When love puts you through the fire
When love puts you through the test
Nothing cures a broken heart
Like time, love and tenderness
When you think your world is over
Baby just remember this
Nothing heals a broken heart
Like time, love and tenderness
Time, love and tenderness
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 12:11, archived)
# you sick twisted
evil fucker!!

noo - don't listen to the words of the eater of souls!!
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 12:18, archived)